‘To All the Girls I've Loved Before’
Season 6, Episode 17 - Aired February 11, 1988
Ahead of their bachelor and bachelorette parties, Lilith offers Frasier the chance to back out of the wedding.
Quote from Woody
Frasier: My God. I'm, I'm actually beginning to have doubts.
Sam: No.
Frasier: You know, I've got to hear the voice of my beloved just to reassure me. Uh, Woody, Woody, give me Rebecca's number, and hand me the phone, would you?
Woody: Oh, Dr. Crane, if Miss Howe answers, could you ask her something for me?
Frasier: What's that, Wood?
Woody: Ask her if she has Prince Albert in a can. [laughs] Don't tell her it was me.
Frasier: No.
Quote from Carla
Frasier: [on the phone] Hello. Yeah, h-hello. Is that you, Carla?
Carla: Yeah, yeah, who is it?
Frasier: Uh, it's Frasier. What's all that noise? What's going on over there?
Carla: We're making a quilt.
Frasier: Well, can I speak to Lilith, please?
Carla: Well, is it important? She's showing the male stripper where to put his things.
Frasier: What?
Carla: Oh, I- I got to get back. I- I got a bet this guy's packing socks. She'll call you back sometime.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: She's, right now, she's with him.
Sam: Oh, no, hey, hey, come on, take it easy here.
Frasier: She's with that man. That sweating, chiseled...
Sam: Frasier.
Frasier: pulsing, throbbing...
Sam: Hey, hey, whoa.
Frasier: Sexy. [Sam throws a drink at Frasier] Creme de Menthe? You couldn't find some water? My God, Sam. You realize what this this means?
Sam: Well, I- I don't know the clinical term for it, but it seems to me you were going a little scooters there.
Frasier: I was jealous, Sam. I- I was insanely, blindly jealous. If ever I needed a clearer gut-level demonstration of my feelings, I mean, that was it. Yes, yes, it's perverted. Yes, it's childish, but yes, it's love.
Quote from Sam
Cliff: Eh, I don't know. Women, women. You know, uh, once they get their claws in you, they just don't let go, you know what I mean?
Frasier: Oh, I don't know, Cliff. I wouldn't say that about all women. I'm sure Loni Anderson doesn't do that. [laughter] And I know my Lilith. Why, just today, she presented me with an opportunity to back out of the marriage if I so desire. Now, is that blind faith or what?
Cliff: Uh-oh. [guys "oohing"]
Frasier: Uh-oh, what?
Sam: Seems to me that she might have changed her mind and is just trying to let you down easy.
Frasier: Well, that's the most preposterous thing I've ever heard.
Sam: Oh, I don't know, now. If you had a 200-pound marlin, and you're about haul him on the boat, would you stop and ask him if he wanted to go back in the water? [guys murmuring]
Woody: Be careful, Dr. Crane. This could be a trick question. I think the laws are different in each state.