‘They Called Me Mayday’
Season 2, Episode 9 - Aired December 1, 1983
When Dick Cavett stops by the bar, he encourages Sam to write a book about his playing days. Meanwhile, Norm's old rival sets his eyes on Vera.
Quote from Diane
Diane: Coach, a glass of water, please. [throws it in her own face] Boy, can I write.
Quote from Norm
Coach: One, two, three! It's over!
Norm: I did it.
Coach: Way to go, Normie.
Norm: Now, take what's left of your self-respect and clear out of here.
Wally: All right, Moonglow. You beat me just like you used to in high school. We're still friends?
Norm: Hey, don't let a seven-and-a-half hour hug give you the wrong idea.
Coach: Congratulations, Norm. You won Vera.
Norm: Who? Oh, yeah, that's who we were fighting for. I'll have to tell her when I see her.
Coach: Norm, go to that phone and call Vera.
Norm: Yeah. Guess I should. I'd rather have a trophy, but...
Quote from Sam
[After Coach hands Sam a glass of water, he throws it in his own face]
Sam: Boy, does she write good.