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The Improbable Dream (Part 1)

‘The Improbable Dream (Part 1)’

Season 8, Episode 1 -  Aired September 21, 1989

Rebecca is horrified when she has a sex dream about Sam.

Quote from Rebecca

Rebecca: Are we still just dancing?
Sam: In most countries, yes.
Rebecca: Why is your neck so hot?
Sam: Because somebody's breathing on it.
Rebecca: You know, it's been so long, I thought I'd forgotten. I guess it's kind of like riding a bicycle.
Sam: You think it's like riding a bicycle, it has been a long time.


Quote from Carla

Sam: Carla, come here. Does this make you sick? [leans into Carla]
Carla: Yeah. But only because you waited till after I was married to do it.
Sam: Does my after shave make you sick?
Carla: Oh. Yeah.
Sam: Well, somebody should have said something.

Quote from Cliff

Frasier: Well, come, Lilith. We're off to lunch. Besides, the boys here have to get back to that mind-expanding and all-important tastes great/less filling debate.
Cliff: Yeah, so where did we end up?
Tony: I think it was tastes great.
Pete: No, it was less filling.
Tony: No, it tastes great.
Pete: Less filling.
Tony: Tastes great.

Quote from Frasier

Rebecca: Oh, Frasier, Lilith, excuse me. I know you're probably on your way somewhere...
Lilith: Yes, we are.
Frasier: But when aren't we?
Rebecca: It's just that I have this really bad problem. It's getting so bad that I can't even sleep at night.
Frasier: I'm sorry, Rebecca. We do have this important lunch.
Rebecca: You see, I've been having these erotic dreams.
Frasier: Well, lunch be damned. Our friend is in need.

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Perhaps Sam represents someone else, someone you fear craving even more.
Lilith: Frasier, it's not you. Get over it.
Frasier: Take a joke.

Quote from Woody

Carla: You OK? What's so funny?
Sam: I'm sorry. Uh... I can't tell you. It's... It's... It's... It's not something that a man can tell a woman. This is something a man can only tell a whole crowd of people. Get the guys!
Carla: Hey, you nimrods, trash flash! Step into Mr. Malone's office, and assume the trash position.
Tony: What's up?
Norm: Heh heh heh!
Sam: Well, it appears that our lovely miss Rebecca has been having X-rated dreams about a certain young man that we all know and admire.
Woody: That guy with the wavy brown hair who comes in here all sweaty after bowling?
Sam: No, Woody. Me.
Woody: I thought you said he has young.

Quote from Sam

Sam: Ow! Sammy the sandman strikes again. Did you see that? Fellas? [Norm and Cliff are asleep]
Carla: Sam, I think you'd better take that tape with you. It's put everyone to sleep except Woody and me.
[Woody snores while standing upright with his eyes open]
Sam: Oh, good golly, Woody sleeps with his eyes open.
Carla: Yeah. That is scary, but it does explain a lot.
[After Carla rubs Woody's ear, he wakes up, looks around, nods to Sam and Carla and walks away]

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