Sam: What are you drinking?
Debra: A very dry martini.
Sam: Oh, hey, that's a very classy order. Diane, we're gonna have a very dry martini. Nothing for me. We just got back from Symphony Hall. Heard Mozart's Symphony No. 41.
Debra: Sometimes known as the Jupiter Symphony.
Sam: Debra's idea.
Debra: Well, I haven't heard a lot of classical music, but I like it.
Sam: What was that comment you made in the intermission?
Debra: "Give me a cigarette"?
Sam: Not that one. The smart one about the music.
Debra: Oh, yeah. I said, "It's hard to believe that all that music could come out of one man's head."
Sam: "One man's head."
Diane: I heard.
Coach: Well, where else could it come out of?
Debra: You know, I read in the program that Mozart died when he was 35. Imagine writing all that music before you're 35.
Sam: Oh, slow down, Debra. You're giving us too much to think about.

Diane: Sam?
Sam: Go away. I'm reading Plato.
Diane: May I speak with you for a moment?
Sam: No.
Diane: I came in to cheer you up a little. Look, I think I know why you brought Debra here. You're trying to prove you date smart women.
Sam: No, I brought Debra here for a drink. This is a bar.
Diane: Oh, come on.
Sam: No, it's a bar. Is this a bar?
All: [o.s.] Yes.
Diane: I sense that you're unhappy right now.
Sam: Unhappy? I'm not unhappy. I'm on top of the world. What a life I lead. Tomorrow, I'm going out with a girl who wears a pinwheel hat.