‘Rich Man, Wood Man’
Season 10, Episode 19 - Aired February 20, 1992
When Woody and Kelly return from a trip to London paid for by her family, the guys at the bar notice Woody's personality has changed. Meanwhile, Frasier tries to get in shape.
Quote from Carla
Cliff: Well, guys, I guess you're all gonna eat your words, 'cause guess what I brought.
Norm: I give up.
Cliff: Leeches! Yeah, look at these babies. They can't keep themselves off each other.
Norm: Where'd you get those?
Cliff: I have my sources.
Norm: Why are they here?
Cliff: Oh, it's like a living first aid kit, Norm. You know, a cure-all for anything from a minor scrape to a sucking chest wound.
Carla: Ooh, look at the disgusting leeches! [Cliff chuckles] Hey, what's in the jar?
Quote from Cliff
Kelly: But if you live on my money, aren't you afraid you'll turn into a monster?
Woody: Oh, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna be a two-income family. You live off of your income, and I'll live off of mine.
Kelly: Woody, you're so smart. I love you.
Woody: I love you, Kelly. [Kelly kisses Woody] Ow!
Kelly: Oh! Oh, Woody, your eye is swelling shut. What are we gonna do?
Cliff: [picks up jar of leeches] Come on, babies, time to earn your bacon.