‘Rebound, Part 2’
Season 3, Episode 2 - Aired October 4, 1984
As Sam continues his therapy sessions with Frasier, Diane and the doc break the news that they're seeing each other.
Quote from Carla
Norm: You two met in the bin, did you?
Diane: Yes, and it isn't a "bin". Golden Brook is a pastoral retreat.
Carla: Did you hold hands during the lobotomy?
Diane: Carla.
Frasier: Diane, take a joke.
Quote from Sam
Sam: Well, obviously, I'm going to have to find somebody for this job who I can keep my hands off of. [to Diane] Are you looking for work?
Diane: Thank you very much for the very attractive offer, but I'm not interested.
Sam: Well, now, I understand. How silly of me. You couldn't possibly come back to work here.
Diane: What are you talking about?
Sam: Well... Well, it's interesting. I mean, it doesn't bother me at all, but obviously it creates kind of a problem for you.
Quote from Diane
Sam: Why don't you have a seat there?
Diane: No, thank you.
Sam: I understand.
Diane: What do you understand?
Sam: Well, I assume that what you said in the office there was the truth, but obviously you're feeling some kind of sexual tension around me. I guess sitting that close would be kind of rough on you.
Diane: The fact of the matter is I don't want to work here because I think I have a better lot in store than a life of serving beer to squamulous laggards.
Norm: Please, Diane. [covers Cliff's ears] The man's in the room.
Quote from Sam
Sam: Well, welcome aboard, Miss Chambers.
Diane: Thank you, Mr Malone.
Sam: That Coach is a pretty smart fella sometimes, isn't he?
Diane: Yes, he is, Sam.
Sam: Well, enough said about that.
Diane: Yes, enough.
Quote from Carla
Norm: Sammy, are you going to tell Carla?
Sam: Yeah. Maybe you ought to give me a hand here.
[Sam, Norm, Cliff and some of the regulars surround Carla]
Carla: What's this all about? [they restrain her] Hey! Hey!
Sam: Got her?
Cliff: Check.
Sam: Carla, Diane is coming back to work here.
Carla: Really? [Sam nods] At last, some help. And she's had experience, too. I hope she can start right away.
Sam: Nah, nah, nah, nah. Take her in the back.
Carla: Oh, you think I'm going to try to kill her, or hurt her, or maim her. No, no, no.
Quote from Sam
Frasier: Well, Sam, Diane and I really must be going. But I guess we'll be seeing each other again.
Sam: Yeah, I guess we will. Hey, Frasier, let me congratulate you here on your new honey. [they shake hands]
Frasier: Why thanks, Sam. I've never been happier.
Sam: Let me congratulate you, too, Diane. [Sam offers his hand]
Frasier: Oh, for heaven's sake, give her a kiss.
Sam: Uh... Well, yeah, why not?
Diane: Why not? Seems appropriate.
[Sam & Diane awkwardly kiss]
Frasier: Now there's a healthy beginning. [both exit]
Sam: Nuts about me.
Coach: Pitiful.
Quote from Diane
Diane: When Frasier comes back, will you tell him I'm waiting outside?
Sam: I understand, really. Maybe it will be safer to wait around the corner. I do give off this kind of aura.
Diane: That's the roach bomb.