Sam Quote #1753
Quote from Sam in Bar Wars VII: The Naked Prey
Sam: Hey, come on, Norm, Carla, listen we can still win this thing, right? We, we've got the green beer, we've got the band. All we've got to do is get rid of this wall somehow and hustle like there's no tomorrow. All we need is, uh, well, a little winning attitude, right?
Carla: There you go.
Sam: A little positivity. Hey, fellas, do me a favor, play us a little something to get us in the mood.
Norm: Yeah.
Irish Band: [sing] They broke into our Dublin home The dirty English dogs They took away my sister And they beat my da with logs Limey scum, limey scum I toss a bomb and still they come...
Irish Singer: Everybody!
Irish Band: [sing] Limey scum, limey scum...
[time lapse:]
Irish Band: [sing] And everywhere I looked Was death, death, death Everywhere I looked Was death, death, death. [Woody is the only person to applaud]
Irish Singer: And now, for a sad song. [mournful melody]
Irish Band: [sing] 'Twas a baby's crib that floated
Sam: No! No! No! No! No baby's crib! Stop it. Here, get the hell out of here, will you? Take your money. Go on, get out.
Irish Singer: Go to hell.
Cheers Quotes
‘Bar Wars VII: The Naked Prey’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Norm: Sammy, what's up? I thought you wanted to get an early jump on Gary.
Sam: Yeah, I did. That's why I'm here at 9:00.
Norm: 9:01, Sam. Some of us were here at 9:00.
Sam: Hey, relax, will you. It's in the bag. I fixed it so Gary can't ever win.
Norm: Yeah? Yeah? What'd you do?
Sam: Yeah, you're gonna love this. You know that- That sign he's got outside his window there, "50 cent beer, Saint Patrick's Day Special?"
Carla: Yeah.
Sam: Yeah, well I added a zero. I mean who's going to pay $5 for a beer, huh?
Carla: Good one, Sam.
Sam: Yeah. [laughs] Sometimes I scare myself.
Norm: It's 9:02, Sam. Let's go.
Sam: All right. Sorry. $5 beer. Yeah, let's see him top that, huh?
Quote from Rebecca
Rebecca: Hey, everybody, I've got great news. I applied to the Boston League of Businesswomen, and they might let me join.
Woody: Oh, who are they?
Rebecca: Oh, it's this very prestigious organization that helps raise the stature of women in society and that kind of crap.
Quote from Rebecca
Rebecca: Can you believe it? The League rejected me.
Frasier: Why?
Rebecca: Because they said I was too self-involved and that I wasn't community-minded enough. So now I have to spend the next six months doing community service. Yawn. Woody, get me a charity on the phone.
Woody: Which one?
Rebecca: Well, how the hell do I know?! Just make sure it's close by. And I don't want one that's real depressing. And no weekends!