Frasier Quote #704
Quote from Frasier in Is There a Doctor in the Howe?: Part 1
Rebecca: Oh, Frasier, I'm sorry. I must have fallen asleep. What time is it?
Frasier: Well, it's pretty late. Uh, I guess I'll go downstairs and, uh, sleep on the couch.
Rebecca: Maybe I should just go.
Frasier: No, no, you don't have to go home.
Rebecca: You don't have to sleep on the couch.
Frasier: Just a second. [door opens, shuts]
Rebecca: Frasier, what was that?
Frasier: [o.s.] What was what?
Rebecca: I thought I heard a door slam. You don't think those guys are back, do you?
Frasier: No, no impossible. I locked and dead bolted it. They'd need a key to get in. Now where were we? Let's make this a night we'll never forget. [door opens]
Lilith: Frasier?
Frasier: Lilith!
Lilith: Rebecca?!
Rebecca: Lilith. Am I the only one who feels awkward here?
‘Is There a Doctor in the Howe?: Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Paul
Frasier: Paul! [chuckles] Are you, uh, alone or did you bring some friends, Paul?
Paul: What's that supposed to mean?
Frasier: Well... Nothing. Come on in. Thanks for cheering me up.
Paul: I didn't come here to cheer you up. l, I came to say something. Everybody, there's, there's something I've got to say. Uh, Woody made some comments earlier, and at first I was angry, but then I got to thinking. I took a long hard look at myself. I'm 45 years old, my mother's dead, what am I waiting for? l... I guess what I'm trying to say is "World..."
Sam: Hey, Paul, this is Frasier's night. Do you mind?
Paul: You're right, Sammy. I'm sorry. Is there any pizza left?
Sam: I don't think so, Paul.
Frasier: Just, uh, make yourself at home, Paul.
Quote from Carla
Frasier: Divorce. Lilith wants a divorce. You know, l... I know we've been separated and I've been saying some pretty bitter things, but I guess deep down in my heart of hearts, I'd always hoped for some sort of a reconciliation. Now I just don't know how to feel.
Carla: Hey, you know, Fras, I went through this same thing when Nick left me. And the way I look at it, here's what you can do. You can get angry and bitter, learn to hate the world, snap at people.
Frasier: Or?
Carla: Or what?
Quote from Woody
Sam: Okay, everybody, let's lift our glasses here and toast Frasier's new-found freedom!
Guys: Yeah! Yeah!
Alan: Woody, you having a beer?
Woody: Why not? I'm a grown man, I'm an adult. I can handle my alcohol. Plus we're out of chocolate milk.