Nick Tortelli Quote #47
Quote from Nick Tortelli in Loathe and Marriage
Norm: So, uh, Nick, what have you been up to lately, huh?
Nick Tortelli: Oh, uh, well, we still live in the glamorous environs of Las Vegas, although we recently did move.
Loretta: We didn't like our old neighborhood, so we just drove our house to a better one.
Cliff: Oh, uh, so how's the career going, Nick? Last time we chatted, you were talking about marketing some kind of a, slot machine for the home.
Nick Tortelli: Oh yeah, "Flush and Win." It was a great idea. The only problem is that people had a difficult time retrieving their change. Yeah, but I'm onto something very big now. And this is an opportunity for me to include you, my friends, in this future affluence.
Norm: Well, you know how I hate to be apart from Vera...
Nick Tortelli: Wait, wait, sit, sit, hear me out. I know I've had some crazy schemes in the past, but this is then and that was then and this is now. This is completely legit. I have an opportunity, to purchase, an orang-utan act.
Frasier: Did he say "purchase" or "join"?
Nick Tortelli: Just need a couple of backers. Hear this: three apes, some banana oil, and a broad that's had all her shots.
Norm: Nicky, we missed you, lad.
Cheers Quotes
‘Loathe and Marriage’ Quotes
Quote from John Allen Hill
John: People, people, it's getting late. Now no one admires the sight of a beautiful young bride more than l, but the lunch rush is the lunch rush.
Sam: Say John, I... I bet you'd like to meet Carla's first husband.
John: [takes a look at Nick] Oh, my God!
Nick Tortelli: Nice to meet you. [offers his hand]
John: Please. My profession requires that I handle food.
Quote from Nick Tortelli
Nick Tortelli: Don't worry about it, Sam. I'll handle it. Carla, at times, can be very obdurate. She also can be very recalcitrant, intransigent and immovable.
Loretta: Nicky got one of those word-a-day calendars. We played word games all the way from Las Vegas. I'm insipid.
Quote from Woody
Woody: Hey, Sam. Sorry I'm late. Had to stop at the drug store.
Sam: That's okay, Woody.
Woody: Yep. Had to make another embarrassing trip to the drug store to get a little, uh...
Sam: Protection?
Woody: Yeah. You know, Kelly and I want to have a family and all, but we figured we'd wait until after that raise you promised.
Sam: Hope you got a lot of protection.
Woody: Well, as usual, you know, I'm a little embarrassed and nervous when I go in there, so I buy a whole bunch of stuff so it doesn't look like I'm just trying to get some... you know.
Sam: Protection.
Woody: Yeah. So I got some paper plates, batteries, flashbulbs, Skol, some gum, Chia Pet... oh, eyeglass repair kit. Yeah. Oh, notebook paper and VO5.
Sam: Where's the, uh where's the protection?
Woody: See you in about an hour, Sam. [puts on sunglasses]