Cliff Quote #696
Quote from Cliff in No Rest for the Woody
Woody: Tonight's my first night at the graveyard. I don't want to be late, all right? Now, come on, you guys really got to go. Let's go. Come on.
Cliff: Woody! Woody! Woody! Hold it! Hold it! What's the rush? It's not like your customers are going to be going anywhere. [Cliff & Norm chuckle] Huh?
Norm: Yeah, yeah. But you know, it is going to be awfully lonely out there, Wood.
Cliff: Oh, no, now, don't worry. You'll have plenty of company. They won't be too talkative, what with their lips sewn shut.
Woody: Well, you don't actually have to see the bodies, do you? I mean, they're in the coffins, right?
Cliff: Oh, yeah, most of them are. The ones that can afford it. Yeah, the rest of them, they, uh, put in body bags or sometimes just a big roll of blotting paper. Sometimes they're just laying about arms and legs akimbo. Yeah, their lips drawn in a ghastly rictus.
Woody: I don't know what rictus means, Mr. Clavin.
Cliff: You will by sunup, my lad.
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Carla: Man, no way I'm gonna let that quack jab me.
Frasier: Carla, there's really nothing to be afraid of. It's- It's a very simple process. H- Here, let me show you. Darling, may l? They'll simply take your arm. They'll have you make a fist. Then they'll place a tourniquet here, exposing a vein. Exposing a vein... [taps Lilith's arm] Lilith, exactly how do you work?
Quote from Woody
Cliff: So, uh, Woodso, how much did your ring set you back?
Woody: Well, they say when you buy an engagement ring, you're supposed to spend the equivalent of six months salary, but it looked kind of naked without a diamond in it.
Norm: So how much we talking? Over a grand or what?
Woody: Well, the salesman said that it's bad luck for the couple to know how much the ring cost.
Sam: Woody, how are you gonna afford that on your salary?
Woody: Don't worry, Sam. I'm getting a night job.
Sam: You, you're gonna go do another job after you leave here at 2:30 in the morning?
Woody: Yep! Graveyard shift.
Sam: Where?
Woody: Graveyard, Sam. Gee whiz, say good night, Gracie.
Quote from Kelly
Kelly: Woody, I'm so glad you're here. Grandmother can't wait to meet you.
Woody: And I can't wait to meet her, Kelly Gaines.
Kelly: Is he okay?
Sam: Yeah, he's fine. He's just, uh, been working 24 hours a day for the past four days.
Kelly: Is that a lot? I'm not part of the work force.