Norm Quote #916
Quote from Norm in The Norm Who Came to Dinner
Norm: Lilith, um, could you put a head on this, please?
Lilith: Norm, for two days now, I've been seeing to your every need. I think it's time we had a little talk.
Norm: Oh, great, could I go first? 'Cause there's something I've been really wanting to say. [takes deep breath] Lilith, you and I are very different people. I mean, look at you. You're successful, ambitious, you've got a a great career, lovely family. Me, I'm just a guy who sits on a barstool and hangs out all day with his dorky friends. I don't know, I guess I've always sort of felt sorry for you. The point I'm tryin' to make here, Lilith, is that even though I don't understand half the stuff you guys talk about, quantum physics and stuff...
Lilith: Oh. Oh, quantum, that, that's easy. Once you accept the duality of light as both a particle and a wave...
Norm: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Who, who cares, really? The point is, Lilith, that I realize that you've been trying to help me. And I appreciate that. And in the future, l, for one, will not be so quick to just blow you off.
Lilith: Sadly, Norm, that's one of the nicest things anyone's ever said to me. Thank you for that gift. [doorbell rings]
Norm: Oh, uh, could you get that? That's probably the pizza that I ordered. I had to put it on your MasterCard. Uh, thank you for that gift.
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‘The Norm Who Came to Dinner’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Lilith: [enters] Norm!
Woody: Oh, no, Dr. Sternin-Crane, you're supposed to yell "Norm" when he comes in the door. Don't worry. It took me a little while to get used to it, too.
Quote from Lilith
Lilith: You know, Norm, you may find this surprising, but I'm somewhat off-putting to most people. No, no, it's, it's true. I don't have many friends. I've never been very good at making friends.
Norm: I think it's easy, Lilith. Um, you just have to relax a bit, you know? Just sort of loosen up.
Lilith: You mean just be myself?
Norm: No. Uh, you weren't listening. Just relax. Loosen up.
Lilith: Okay, I'll try it. [sighs] Oh, wow, this feels much better.
Norm: See?
Lilith: I've been looking at this all wrong. I'm going to go back to my house, and I'm going to be the life of that party. And it won't be that disorganized, carousing fun they've been having. It's going to be good, clean, organized fun. We'll play Pictionary, then Boticelli, then it's Charades till dawn. I'll rush home and type up a party schedule. I'll make copies. Oh, I wonder if they have a copy center open at this hour. I know. Why not make a game out of trying to find one? [exits]
Norm: [on the phone] Frasier, it's Norm. Get out of the house while you still can.
Quote from Norm
Sam: Okay, guys, hurry up and get your lunch orders in. Dip 'n Fry closes in 20 minutes.
Norm: Yeah, if we don't hurry, they'll change the grease.
Cliff: So, I... I can't seem to make up my mind here.
Norm: Cliffie, every day you stare at that damn menu, and every day you order the wing dings.
Cliff: Well, maybe I would like something different today, Norm.
Norm: Yeah, okay. Sammy, I'm gonna have the, uh, baked potato, please, with, uh, sour cream and butter, and, um, put some cheddar on there, please. Oh, and, uh, some jack cheese.
Sam: Bacon bits?
Norm: No, no, I'm watching my cholesterol.
Sam: Cliffie?
Cliff: I'll have the, uh... wing dings.