Woody Quote #598
Quote from Woody in Woody Interruptus
Kelly: Oh, Henri, that's impossible! No one can do that!
Henri: No. It's true. I'll show you.
Woody: What are you guys doing?
Kelly: Henri says he can teach me to tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue.
Henri: Here, uh, we'll demonstrate. I'll be the cherry stem.
Woody: Hold it. Hold it. That's it, frogman. Get away from my girlfriend! I know what you're thinking. You're thinking you're more sophisticated than me, and classier than me, and smarter than me, and that and that you got better hair than mine, and that you're taller than me, and... and you got that strong jaw line. What was my point? Oh, yeah. You get out of here before I kick your butt back to the Eiffel Tower!
Henri: Very well. But I do feel I should be allowed to say something in my defense.
Woody: Go ahead.
Henri: I'm going to steal your girlfriend.
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‘Woody Interruptus’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Woody: I can't believe Kelly would be so mad at me just 'cause I stood up to Henri. It's like she's starting to like him better than me. Hey, Sam, you don't think that maybe they've been to...
Sam: To the back of the barn?
Woody: I was gonna say to bed together. What- What is the back of the barn? What does that mean? That- That's- That's where the compost heap is. I can't think of any place less romantic.
Quote from Woody
Woody: Kelly's coming back from France.
Frasier: Ah! She's hopping the pond, eh?
Woody: The what?
Frasier: The pond. It's a reference to the Atlantic.
Woody: Uh, the Atlantic is an ocean, not a pond, Dr. Crane. How many of those have you had?
Frasier: Apparently, not enough.
Woody: Boy, I am really nervous. It seems like Kelly's been gone a year.
Frasier: How long has she been gone?
Woody: A year. Can I put some ice in that drink for you, Dr. Crane?
Quote from Kelly
Kelly: Henri, you're gonna love this. Woody thinks you really are trying to steal me away from him.
Henri: Oh! [laughs] Oh, that's so funny. I am, you know. Right out from under your nose. [laughs]
Kelly: See how he is, Woody? He really cracks me up.
Woody: [laughs] Yeah, that's a good one. Now, I got one for you, Henri. Get your hands off my girlfriend.
Kelly: Henri, if you'll excuse us a moment. Woody, I think you were a little rude to Henri just now.
Woody: Yeah, well, I think Henri was a little rude, too.
Kelly: He's supposed to be rude; he's French.