Sam Quote #1319
Quote from Sam in Mr. Otis Regrets
Carla: I just want to know one thing. If none of this hot sex stuff with Jean Marie ever really happened, then why are you torturing Rebecca with it?
Sam: Gee, knowing me, there must be some reason.
Cliff: Oh, he's got a reason.
Norm: Here it comes. Here it comes.
Sam: You don't suppose it could be that I know how insecure Rebecca feels about her sexuality, or how inferior she feels to this Jean Marie girl, or to what lengths she might go to acquire... How shall I say this... Uh, French lessons from Monsieur Sammy?
Norm & Cliff: Ah.
Frasier: You know, Sam, I think you've tried some pretty inane things to seduce Rebecca. But this one doesn't even have a toehold on reality. Do you really think she's that insecure about Robin's affections that she would actually go to bed with you just to learn Jean Marie's erotic secrets, hmm?
Rebecca: Sam, could I see you in my office privately?
Sam: Sure, honey. [to Frasier] Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, way off base. Gentlemen, I think Sammy Company is about to invade France. [the guys hum "La Marseillaise"]
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‘Mr. Otis Regrets’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Carla: Did she fall for it?
Sam: Hook, line, and... Sammy.
Carla: Do you believe this? Did you ever think this day would come?
Sam: As a matter of fact, I never had any doubt there, Carla. Behold a sealed envelope. Will you please open it and read the contents.
Carla: Mm-hmm. "l, Sam Malone, will sleep with Rebecca Howe on the night of April 19th, 1990." When did you write this?
Sam: This morning. I write a new one every day.
Quote from Cliff
Rebecca: Jean Marie. I don't think that's such a hot name. I think it's stupid. It sounds like it's French for "Jan Murray."
Cliff: Well, the French, they consider Jan Murray the greatest comic genius of the 20th century.
Frasier: No, they say that about Jerry Lewis.
Cliff: Well, they're wrong, it's Jan Murray.
Quote from Woody
Woody: She seems like the perfect roommate. But I don't know. The thought of having a girl for a roommate... Well, I got a real problem with that.
Norm: Girlfriend wouldn't understand, huh?
Woody: Now I got two problems.
Sam: Oh, I get it. Your mom would disapprove.
Woody: Make that 3 problems.
Frasier: What, do you have religious scruples?
Woody: Oh, great. 4 problems.
Sam: What was your original problem, Woody?
Woody: Well, I like to sit on the couch and leave the top button on my pants undone after a good frozen meal.