Sam Quote #1235
Quote from Sam in The Art of the Steal
Rebecca: [o.s.] Robin? Uh-huh. I'm on the couch in the den. Hang a Louie at my undies.
Sam: I'm so glad I came.
Rebecca: [o.s.] Hey, I've had half a bottle of champagne. Now I'm standing in front of the TV, naked.
Sam: What are you watching?
Rebecca: [o.s.] [screams] Don't look at me! Quick! Throw me something!
Sam: Okey-dokey.
Rebecca: [o.s.] No! Throw me something to wear!
Sam: Let's see here. Here we go.
Rebecca: [o.s.] Give it to me. Give it to me! Give me that! God, Sam, what are you doing here? You saw me standing in front of the TV naked!
Sam: I just came to give you a message. Robin said he's going to be a few hours late.
Rebecca: Get out of here. Get out of here right now.
Sam: Damn, a Kodak moment, and me without my camera.
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‘The Art of the Steal’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
Rebecca: So, he's coming in town tonight, I haven't seen him for a month, and I don't know... You know, I really need some help here. Now, you've got a reputation of being uninhibited, lowdown, dirty, perverted...
Carla: You should have known me when I was a real slut.
Rebecca: Let me ask you a question. What is the wildest thing you ever did to really get a guy's attention?
Carla: Well, now... Let me see. There was the time I was making love to a guy on a carousel.
Rebecca: Where? An amusement park?
Carla: No, LaGuardia Airport. Want to give it a try?
Quote from Cliff
Frasier: Say, where's Sam off to?
Carla: He's off to a luxury apartment to meet a naked woman.
Cliff: Boy, that guy leads a pretty exciting life compared to us, huh?
Norm: Cliffy, compared to ours, a tapeworm leads a pretty exciting life.
Cliff: You know, I happen to be a bit of an expert on tapeworms. It all goes back to my eighth grade science fair. Everybody else had rabbits and Guinea pigs. I had a tapeworm.
Norm: Really?
Cliff: Yeah, so I couldn't go. Or was that a ringworm?
Norm: Check, please.
Cliff: Uh... Oh, boy, oh, boy. Me and parasites, don't get me started.
Quote from Norm
Frasier: So Cliff's the thimble. I'm the race car. What do you want to be, Norm?
Norm: I'll be the lead pipe, I guess.
Frasier: I don't remember any lead pipe in Monopoly, or this Chinese checker, or these Candyland children. What is this?
Norm: Well, you know, over the years, we've sort of lost parts from the original game, so we mix and match from others.
Frasier: Well, all right. Give me the dice.
Norm: All right. [hands Frasier two large, fuzzy, purple dice]