Rebecca Quote #249

Quote from Rebecca in The Improbable Dream (Part 2)

Rebecca: Hello, everybody. I'm back. Notice anything new?
Carla: Wow, that is fantastic.
Rebecca: Thank you.
Carla: When you're done out there, can you sweep up behind the bar?
Rebecca: Carla, Carla, Carla. Even your bitter little East Coast jokes bounce right off my back today. Robin's Colcord has just shown me the most fabulous three days of my life.
Woody: You look great, Miss Howe.
Rebecca: Well, I should. I spent all yesterday having a complete makeover. Feel. It's the skin of the rich.
Woody: Wow. Makes a baby's butt feel like sandpaper.
Rebecca: I know. I know. I'm a beautiful, beautiful girl. I feel so happy. I feel like getting together with my girlfriends and gabbing. Carla, you want to gab?
Carla: No.
Rebecca: You have to. I'm your boss, and we're going to talk about my new, rich boyfriend. So what do you think of him?
Carla: Men are pigs.
Rebecca: Nice gabbing with you, Carla.

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 ‘The Improbable Dream (Part 2)’ Quotes

Quote from Carla

Sam: Carla, I think I care about Rebecca.
Carla: Kill me right now, Sam. Just drive this pool cue right through my heart. You know how many years it's taken me to get over that horrible thing you had with... With...
Sam: Diane.
Carla: Shut up! Shut up, please! I beg you, don't do this to me again!

Quote from Carla

Frasier: So, Sam, do you remember anything else about the dream?
Sam: Man, it was the eeriest thing. I mean, it was real, and it was vivid, like real life.
Carla: Sammy, that's a premonition dream. That means it's really going to happen.
Frasier: Carla, that's an old wives tale.
Carla: I'm an old wife. I know about these things.

Quote from Sam

Frasier: Well, perhaps your dreams are trying to tell you about something too frightening for waking life.
Sam: Like what?
Frasier: Well, like you care. You care about Rebecca.
Sam: Come on, Frasier, you know me. How can I care about her? We haven't done the main thing I care about.
Frasier: Forgive me, Sam. I forgot about your high moral standards.
Lilith: You mean to say that you can't care about a woman unless you sleep with her first?
Sam: Well, yeah. I got this kind of caring mechanism that only gets switched on by a naked trip to the love zoo.
Lilith: You're kidding.
Sam: Well, no, it doesn't always get switched on. I mean, sometimes I go to bed with a babe and find out I don't care, but by then, who cares?
Lilith: Lovely.
Sam: Aw, come on, Lilith, don't get me wrong. If I do care, I'm as loyal as a dog.
Lilith: Dog would be the right term, yes.
Sam: [scoffs] Care about Rebecca.