Woody Quote #408
Quote from Woody in Call Me Irresponsible
Sam: Let's see, the winner is... Uh-oh. Woody. What a shame. I know how he feels about taking any of his friends' money here.
Tim: You think you can talk him into it?
Sam: [chuckles] Yeah, I'll give it a try here. Hey, Woodrow, you won the first pot.
Woody: How much did I win?
Sam: $125.
Woody: Yes! Come to Papa! Suckers! Aah! [sings] I'm in the money, I'm in the money!
Cliff: Maybe, uh, we could force him to take it.
Sam: Here, Woody, listen to me for a minute. I don't want to, like, you know, put down your good time here. Whoa, listen to me. Listen to me. It's kind of a tradition amongst gamblers, especially gamblers who want to stay alive, that you don't, you know, dance and wave money around in front of people you just won it from.
Woody: Can I sing?
Sam: No, you can't sing.
Woody: Well, I guess it'd be out of line to chant, "In your face, in your face"?
Cheers Quotes
‘Call Me Irresponsible’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Rebecca: Oh, isn't Eddie sweet? Oh, why can't more men send flowers?
Sam: I didn't know Mormons couldn't send flowers.
Rebecca: I said more men, not Mormons.
Sam: I know they can't dance.
Norm: No, Sammy, that's the, that's the Amish.
Sam: W-Why can't Mormons send flowers?
Rebecca: They can.
Sam: Then what are you talking about?
Rebecca: I just wish someone would send me some damn roses.
Sam: Why does it have to be a Mormon?
Rebecca: Oh, come on! [storms off]
Sam: With some people, you just can't discuss religion.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: A flashing sign in my gut that says "Insert beer here."
Quote from Norm
Norm: Yeah, anniversaries can be just great. I'll never forget my first anniversary with Vera. Yeah, we, uh... Oh, my God, I did forget it. Anybody know where I can get a 17-year-old box of candy?