Sam Quote #1099
Quote from Sam in Bar Wars II: The Woodman Strikes Back
Sam: What the hey? That's Gary on the TV.
[on TV:]
Gary: We hid a secret camera in a competitor's establishment. Let's hear what they have to say about Gary's Bloody Marys.
Cliff: Boy, I don't know what's in that, but Gary makes the best Bloody Mary I've ever tasted.
Gary: Really?
Carla: Gary deserves to win this contest every year.
Gary: Thank you very much. And you'd be surprised what some people would do to get a hold of my Bloody Mary mix.
Norm: Hey, I'd dress up like a hooker to get some of this stuff.
Gary: But you can get a pretty good Bloody Mary just about anywhere in town. Isn't that right?
Sam: Cheers never made a Bloody Mary this good.
Gary: If you say so, Sam Malone of Cheers.
[in the bar:]
Man: Anybody know the way to Gary's?
Frasier: I'll give you a lift.
‘Bar Wars II: The Woodman Strikes Back’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson. There's a cold one waiting for you.
Norm: I know. And if she calls, I'm not here.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Woody, you just you don't know what you're getting yourself into. I mean, those guys at Gary's are vicious. They could strip you naked, paint you red and put you on a subway.
Woody: They wouldn't do that.
Carla: They did it to me. But I got the best of 'em.
Norm: How's that?
Carla: I loved it.
Quote from Lilith
Woody: Oh, hi, Dr. Sternin. Dr. Crane isn't here.
Lilith: I know. He's at home, and that's why I'm not.
Carla: Whoa-ho! Trouble in Casa de Wacko?
Lilith: Not really. Scotch, Woody. I'm just not looking forward to going home. Frasier's giving me every indication that he expects me to indulge in another one of his silly little fantasies tonight, but it's really rather personal.
Carla: I know just what you mean. Husbands can drive you nuts about stuff like that. Take my Eddie. He borrowed this fairy princess costume from the ice show. Really. Every Friday night, I have to dress up and put a magic sex spell on him.
Lilith: Well, as long as we're sharing, here's what I have waiting for me. Every so often, Frasier likes to regress to his childhood. First, he insists on calling me Mommy. I fix him cinnamon toast and strawberry milk. Then it's bath time - one of my favorites - followed by my tucking him into bed and singing "All the Pretty Little Horses." After that, we make love until the windows rattle.
Carla: Men! They're really something, aren't they? Oh, by the way, about all that fairy princess stuff? I was just kidding.
Lilith: Ah, so was l.
Carla: Oh, right, Mommy. Hey, guys, get a load of this!
Lilith: Oh! Carla! Carla!