Woody Quote #337
Quote from Woody in Send in the Crane
Carla: "Did you hear about the human cannonball? It's hard to find a man of his caliber."
Cliff: I don't, uh, hear any hilarity ensuing there, Wood-man.
Woody: Oh, you have to try them both at the same time, the props and the jokes. Try it again.
Cliff: Boy, this is going to be flop city.
Carla: "Did you hear about the human cannonball? It's hard to find a man of his caliber."
[Norm and Carla laugh as Woody honks a horn and squirts water at Cliff]
Woody: See? Can't miss.
Norm: Let me try this. This looks like fun. Uh, all right. "You hear about the sword swallower who only eats penknives 'cause he's on a diet?"
[Woody once again honks a horn and squirts water at Cliff]
Cliff: All right, all right, you think that's funny? Go ahead, Norm, do another one. [takes the squirty flower from Woody]
Norm: All right. Uh, "Did you hear about the, uh, the tightrope walker who went nuts? They had to, uh, throw a net under him."
[Woody honks the horn and Carla squirts Cliff with the bar hose]
Carla: You know, you're right. It is funnier when you do it.
Cheers Quotes
‘Send in the Crane’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Cliff: Zoos are kind of sad, you know? Huh? I mean, all those sedentary animals can't move, can't run free, they just sit there and drink and shovel food in their faces.
Norm: [stuffing his face] Sorry, man, that is no kind of life.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Sammy, you better be careful.
Frasier: See, even Carla agrees with me.
Carla: No, I'm just worried that he's going to blow it with both chicks. Mothers and daughters talk to each other. Well, not in my family, but usually.
Sam: Sweetheart, I've handled trickier situations than this before. You remember the time I dated those lovely Henshaw triplets all at the same time?
Carla: Sammy, first of all, that was back when you were drinking like a fish. And second of all, that was one chick.
Quote from Woody
Woody: All right, all right. All right! I'm going on tonight! I'm going on!
Frasier: What do you mean, in your theater group?
Woody: Yeah, yeah. The lead has a fever of 106. The rest of the cast tried to drag him out of bed, but he kept falling down. I get to go on!
Rebecca: Woody, are you ready to go? We're going to be late for the kiddie party.
Woody: Oh, Ms. Howe, I hate to let you down, but I can't be your clown. I'm playing Marc Antony. "Friends, Romans, countrymen."
Rebecca: What are you talking about?
Woody: Countrymen - people who live outside the city. You know, shepherds, farmers, ranchers.