Norm Quote #594
Quote from Norm in Norm, Is That You?
Lilith: Sit down everybody. It's beautiful and functional.
Norm: You know, uh, Frasier told me a little bit about your place, so I did take the liberty of, uh, jotting down a few ideas.
Robert: Uh... Excuse me. Are those cocktail napkins?
Norm: Yeah, I'm sorry, did you need one?
Robert: No.
Lilith: Veggie pate?
Norm: Oh, yes, yes, please. I'm on empty over here. [stuffs his face] Anyway I heard your place is pretty modern, you know? And most of your stuff is kind of gray. So I thought, maybe, you know, some, you know, color would be good.
Kim: Uh, actually, we hadn't totally sold ourselves on the concept of change.
Norm: Oh. You could keep, uh, some of your old stuff, and, you know, throw in some new stuff, too. Um... Fras, uh, could you, uh, help me with this wall treatment?
Lilith: Sushi? I rolled it myself.
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Quote from Woody
Cliff: So, uh, what do you got in there, Woodski?
Woody: Oh, boy. My Aunt Edna's killer fudge brownies.
Cliff: Ooh, killers, huh?
Woody: Yeah, they're called that because the first time my Uncle Ford ever smelled them baking, he came running in from the field and got hit by a combine. He hung on for a few days. At the end, he was just praying to die. Well, eat up, everybody.
Quote from Norm
Kim: Norman, I pride myself on being a very perceptive person. Now, is something amiss?
Norm: [nods] Yeah. Sam and I have had a tiff.
Robert: Look. Maybe meeting Michael is just the thing you need. I mean, he lives right around the corner. Kim, go call him.
Norm: No. No, no, no, no, no, folks, please. I can't go on with this any longer. Look, I don't care if it costs me the job. I got to tell you the truth, okay? I wanted to be your decorator, so I pretended to be who I thought you wanted me to be, but it's time that I came out of the closet. I'm straight.
Robert: Impossible. [Kim laughs]
Norm: No, no, I- I... Ever since I was a little boy, I've known that I preferred girls. Actually, I'm a guy with a wife. I mean, uh, I sleep with Vera. Well, you know, I sleep next to her. Actually, it's in the room next to her, but, uh, I do keep the door open. [sighs] But the point is, you know, I think you should judge people for what they do, not for who they do.
Quote from Carla
Carla: You know, speaking of, uh, weight and stuff, I got a riddle. Which is heavier, a pound of Cliff's brain or a pound of dead flies?
Woody: It's a trick question. A pound is a pound. They both weigh the same. Go ahead, ask me another of Mr. Clavin's brain questions.
Carla: Okay, let's see. Uh... [clears throat] if you dropped Cliff's brain and a bowling ball off the top of the Empire State Building...
Woody: Yeah? Yeah?