Norm Quote #587

Quote from Norm in Those Lips, Those Ice

Woody: Hey, congratulations, Mr. Peterson. You're the winner.
Norm: Put it on my headstone.
Cliff: [panting] Well, congratulations, Norm. [panting] You won the first leg of our triathlon. Now, onto the. Now, onto the, uh, biking and swimming portions.
Man: [enters with Frasier] Anybody know this guy? We found him face down at the top of the steps.
Carla: Never saw him before.
Woody: Oh, hey, Mr. Peterson, we better hurry, or we're gonna miss the kickoff.
Norm: What? Get out of here. What are you?
Woody: Come on, come on. Got to run.
Norm: Oh, no Woody! No, man! Wait.
[Norm tries to crawl up the steps outside Cheers]
Man: Excuse me. I think the guy on the steps would like something to drink.
[Norm gestures for a beer]
Rebecca: We don't do takeout.

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 ‘Those Lips, Those Ice’ Quotes

Quote from Sam

Sam: Man, what is with these East German babes? All week long I have been trying: phone calls, flowers, the whole thing. What am I doing wrong?
Frasier: Well, Sam, I see no alternative. You're just going to have to become a communist.
Sam: What do you do? Do you apply for membership or something?
Cliff: I cannot believe my ears.
Sam: What?
Cliff: We're not talking about the Moose Lodge here. We're talking communists, the most reprehensible perpetrators of social and economic oppression ever known to mankind. I mean, they brainwash you, they put you to work in some tractor factory, and as for your creature comforts, forget it.
Sam: Yeah, but the stuff you had before you joined is still your stuff, am I right?

Quote from Norm

Frasier: Excuse me, but why do I seem to have been automatically excluded?
Norm: You have to go home to your wife.
Frasier: What about your wife?
Norm: You can't be this dense with your patients.

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: So, I say to this patient, "Look, you're never going to get well until you get over this paranoia." And he says to me, "l was afraid you'd say that." [laughs] Well, you had to be there.