Sam Quote #1071
Quote from Sam in Executive Sweet
Martin Teal: Where's Rebecca?
Sam: She's in the office, and I'm on my way out.
Martin Teal: Sam, before you take off. Um, are you planning on winning Rebecca back?
Sam: No.
Martin Teal: Excellent. Because I'm a man who gets what he wants, and I've decided I want her.
Sam: You're giving her a doorknob?
Martin Teal: It's a diamond ring, Sam.
Sam: You know, isn't a diamond ring what guys usually give when they're about to...?
Martin Teal: That's right, Sam. When I see something I want, I see no reason to wait for it. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a deal to close.
Sam: Hey, don't take no for an answer, sir.
Martin Teal: I never do.
[off-screen:]
Rebecca: [screams] Oh. [thud]
Martin Teal: Rebecca?
[Sam whistles "Here Comes the Bride"]
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‘Executive Sweet’ Quotes
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: Good gravy, look at here. Says that one out of every three of our leisure dollars is spent in some kind of an amusement park. Mickey Mouse is a billion-dollar industry. For crying out... You know, if you've got to have theme parks, you know, why not give the kids some real heroes to look up to? You know what I mean? Like generals, astronauts, postal workers, uh, pioneers.
Frasier: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up there, Cliff. Postal workers?
Cliff: Sure. Yeah, why not? Hey, why not indeed. Get this. "Postal World". Huh? No, hey, hey, that's that's not half bad.
Norm: No. It's all bad.
Cliff: No, no, no. No. No, no, no. Just imagine this. You know, a whole amusement complex devoted to the postal experience. I mean, all of America could thrill to the glory and-and the pageantry and the passion that is the US Postal Service.
Frasier: And you seriously think that'll work?
Cliff: Oh, you bet I do. You know... You know, if I can peddle this idea, I might be able to make some real money and get out of this dead-end job.
Quote from Woody
Woody: Oh, hi, Miss Howe. Uh, you got a message. Mr. Stone got fired, and the new Executive Vice President wants to see you in his office at 4:30 p.m. sharp.
Rebecca: Let me see that. This is a blank piece of paper, Woody.
Woody: Well, I know. I just carried it to remind me to give you the message.
Sam Malone Quotes
Quote from The Proposal
Sam: You know, for the longest time, I kept pretending about you. I guess I was afraid to really admit my feelings. But from the very start, down deep inside, I have been crazy about you. Crazier about you than any other woman I've ever met. I mean, hell, I was crazy about you even when I hated you. [Diane laughs] What I'm trying to say is will you marry me?
Diane: No.
Sam: No?
Diane: No.
Sam: Are you serious?
Diane: I'm afraid I am.
Sam: Well... seems to me you have two choices. One, I can throw you in. Or two, you can jump in.
Quote from Bidding on the Boys
Sam: Come on, man, she's just doing it to make you jealous.
Frasier: Oh, God, I'm losing her, Sam.
Sam: Oh, would you stop that? You're my friend. I'm never going to take a woman away from you.
Frasier: What about Diane?
Sam: And didn't God punish me with a vengeance?
Frasier: Well, yes, but gee whiz, Sam...