Woody Quote #255
Quote from Woody in Woody for Hire Meets Norman of the Apes
Woody: Hey, guys! Bob Urich's here.
Frasier: [o.s.] Oh, sure, Wood. Who's he with, Liz Taylor?
Woody: You're not, are you?
Bob Urich: No. Look, uh, Woody, uh, we were shooting late, and I'm having a few people over. You want to come by?
Woody: You bet.
Bob Urich: Yeah, come on.
Woody: Great.
Bob Urich: The car's right outside.
Woody: Could you hang on a second? I want to check here.
Bob Urich: Sure.
Woody: Hey, Sam, uh... Robert Urich's here. Uh, he wants me to go over to his house. Can I leave?
Sam: [without turning around] Woody, Woody, Wo- All right, yeah, whatever you say.
Woody: Great, we're out of here.
Bob Urich: Good night.
Sam: [turns around and sees the bottom-half of a man going up the stairs] No.
‘Woody for Hire Meets Norman of the Apes’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Well, l, for one, applaud your desire to shake things up a bit, Cliff. Sometimes I think I'd give anything for a change - no matter how slight - in this deadly, unvarying routine of life.
Woody: What can I get you, Dr. Crane?
Frasier: The usual.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Hello.
Woody: Carla, what are you doing in? You're not due in for another hour.
Carla: I had to get out of my house. It was a zoo. Serafina took the hedge clippers to the shag carpet. Little Lotte unplugged the refrigerator to see if frozen peas melt faster than ice cream. Gino made a volcano for a science project in the microwave. And on top of everything else, me and Eddie had a big fight.
Cliff: Oh, geez, what about?
Carla: He had the nerve to say I don't know how to control my kids. [phone rings] I don't know. We just can't seem to see eye to eye on the right way to discipline 'em.
Woody: Carla, it's for you.
Carla: Oh God. [takes the phone] Hello. I thought we settled this. No, you definitely cannot hit him. No, you cannot lock him in the closet, and you absolutely cannot wash his mouth out with soap. Anne-Marie, you untie your stepfather right now!
Quote from Woody
Sam: What are you doing, there?
Woody: Miss Howe put moi in charge of refreshments for the book club.
Sam: Well, yeah, but what are those?
Woody: Finger sandwiches. You know, the part that takes the most time is getting that middle knuckle right.
Sam: Woody, they don't actually have to look like fingers.
Woody: Yeah, right, Sam.