Sam Quote #885
Quote from Sam in Little Carla, Happy at Last: Part 2
Carla: Who are we trying to kid here? We're living in the shadow of the curse we brought on ourselves. I can't go on with this.
Eddie LeBec: Come on, Carla.
Carla: No, no, no. I think maybe we should get an annulment.
Sam: Oh, would you two stop it?! I can't believe... This should be the happiest day of your lives, and all you've done is moan and groan all day long. I mean, come on. It's one thing to play along with this superstition stuff for, you know, for some fun, but you're letting it interfere with your happiness here. You two are wonderful. You got everything in your life to look forward to. Please, please, come on. Trust me. Nothing bad is going to happen. [when the phone rings, Sam puts his hand on the receiver to stop Woody answering it] You got my personal word on that. I mean, superstition, it's for the birds. Just go on with your normal life. Woody, do you mind? All right, fine. Go ahead. Answer it. It's probably just somebody who wants to, uh, know what time the bar closes.
Woody: [on the phone] We close at 2:00. Eddie, it's for you. Some guy from the Bruins.
Sam: Maybe, maybe you oughta...
Eddie LeBec: Probably just want to congratulate me on my wedding.
Sam: Yeah, right. That's it. That's it.
‘Little Carla, Happy at Last: Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, would you like a beer?
Norm: No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass.
Quote from Carla
Eddie LeBec: They cut me from the team. They're going with the youth movement. They tried to trade me, but nobody wanted me. I'm sorry, Carla. I guess all the superstitions finally caught up with us.
Carla: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I can blame a lot of things on superstition, but you aren't the greatest goalie in the world, honey.
Eddie LeBec: What are you saying to me, Carla?
Carla: Well, you know, the end of last year you were losing it, and now you're older, and your reflexes are shot.
Eddie LeBec: Oh, thanks a lot. I'm feeling a lot better already.
Carla: And if that wasn't because of superstition, then maybe the twins aren't bad luck either. I mean, could it be possible that I'm just having twins because the eggs split? Whoa, whoa! And maybe your mother hates me because she's stupid. And Anthony hates you because he takes after his no-good rat-faced father. And all those things that we thought were bad luck had nothing to do with superstition. It was just life. Unfortunately, it happens to be my life. What the heck? I'm married and in love with a great guy. So, I guess that evens things up. No, it doesn't. But it makes life worth living. No, it doesn't. But it's something. So let's get on with it. What do you say, hubby?
Eddie LeBec: I say let's get on with the honeymoon, eh?
Carla: See you at 2:00 A.M. Somebody's got to work in this family. Hi. I'm Mrs. Eddie LeBec. What'll you have?
Quote from Rebecca
Rebecca: I think it's time for me to pack it in.
Sam: Uh, you know, I don't think you're in any condition to drive, Miss Howe. Let me give you a lift home, all right?
Rebecca: I don't know. I've never been alone in a car with such a hairy guy. Are you sure you weren't in The Planet of The Apes? Can anybody else please take me home?
Anthony: There's room in our car. You can sit on my lap.
Annie: Darling, you're married now. You don't have a lap. [Rebecca laughs]
Sam: Come on. You think I'm so ugly? I'll let you get a bag and put it over my head, all right?
Rebecca: Just a minute. Let me get my bag. And yours.
Sam: I'm not crazy about the way that girl flirts.