Carla Quote #620

Quote from Carla in Little Carla, Happy at Last: Part 1

Sam: Boy, you know, I'm gonna miss you around here.
Carla: Oh, Sammy, I'll drop by once in a while to watch all you 9-to-5'ers spill drinks on your butler suits.
Frasier: So, when's the big day, Carla?
Carla: Well, I'd like to do it as soon as possible before my little hunk of back bacon here changes his mind.
Eddie LeBec: Ah, no way, I'm not one of those flakes you used to go out with. Oh, but listen, we have to get married on a day with a two in it 'cause two's my lucky number.
Carla: Rats. Mine's three.
Eddie LeBec: Oh, no sweat. Lucky two, lucky three... We can get married on the 23rd or the 32nd.
Carla: That's right, honey.
Eddie LeBec: Oh, right, right. No, um... As long as it's not on a Wednesday.
Carla: Ooh, yeah, bad juju.
Eddie LeBec: Yeah.
Sam: This is going to be an interesting wedding. The two most superstitious people in the world.
Carla: Hey, hey, don't say that, it's bad luck.

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 ‘Little Carla, Happy at Last: Part 1’ Quotes

Quote from Sam

Woody: So, Sam, what are you concocting there?
Sam: Well, you know how superstitious Carla and Eddie are. I thought I'd mix them up a batch of my good-luck wedding punch. It never fails.
Woody: Isn't that the same stuff you made when you were getting married to Miss Chambers?
Sam: Woody, you want to flush this down the toilet?

Quote from Rebecca

Rebecca: Carla, here's your final paycheck.
Carla: Thank-
Rebecca: I might say that you have been a unique employee, and it's going to be very difficult to fill your uniform.
Carla: Thanks.
Rebecca: You don't happen to know any other short, pregnant cocktail waitresses, do you?

Quote from Norm

Sam: Are you gonna take her on a honeymoon?
Carla: Hey, got any suggestions?
Norm: Yeah. New Orleans. I found a great little honeymoon spot just kind of tucked away off Bourbon Street. Great food, very romantic, steamy atmosphere, you know. Yeah, I had the time of my life, and then Vera tracked me down.