Sam Quote #786
Quote from Sam in One Last Fling
Norm: Better make hay, buddy. After this, it is one woman for the rest of your life.
Frasier: Oh, boy.
Sam: I- I never really thought about it in those terms before. One woman for the rest of my life. [everyone chuckles] I mean, don't get me wrong. I mean, she's... She's a... She's a great woman, but, uh there's only one of her for the rest of my life.
Norm: But, you know, it'll go quickly. Just go- Go ahead, cut the cake.
Sam: Boy, it really makes you think. You know, I've been a bachelor a good long time. I mean, a good lot of women. Now there won't be any more women. Just woman. One woman.
Frasier: Yeah, but what a woman! I mean, you know what? I've got an idea. Why don't we have some cake? [everyone agreeing]
Sam: One perfume. One set of earlobes. Not, not even sensitive earlobes. One pair of lips flapping in my ears day after day until I die. Oh, my God!
Norm: Sammy, Sammy, that's great. Look, we got a big, wonderful cake here, you know, with a with a very special surprise inside which just might spoil if you don't shut up!
Sam: Uh... I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What am I doing? I mean, if I'm going to tie myself to the old ball and chain, I might as well get one last night of freedom in here. [everyone agreeing] Okay, bring her out here. Strap her on. Come on.
All: Yeah!
[A furious Diane emerges from the cake in a skimpy outfit]
Diane: Strap this on! [covers Sam's face in cake]
Woody: Sam, you should see the look on your face!
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‘One Last Fling’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Frasier: Hi, Wood. Let me get a beer, will you? Oh, say, what'd you do to your thumb there?
Woody: Oh, well, it's a long story, but, uh, I was playing this guy some pool last night, and I had this one-four-seven combination.
Frasier: Yeah.
Woody: So, I was trying to show off and sink all of them in one shot, but the balls were positioned in such a way that I had to lean way over the edge of the table and get in a kind of twisted-up...
Frasier: Yeah, so, what, you fell and you broke your thumb?
Woody: No. I still couldn't get the shot, so I went and got the bridge and I got up on a chair and I put all my weight on the bridge.
Frasier: And it snapped and you fell and broke your thumb?
Woody: No. I made the shot and I beat the guy.
Frasier: Oh, so he got angry and he broke your thumb, right?
Woody: No, I beat him fair and square and he paid me the ten bucks he owed me.
Frasier: So, how did you break your thumb?
Woody: I slipped on the ice on the way home.
Frasier: Woody, why did you go into all that long-winded detail about the game?
Woody: Well, now, it wouldn't have been much of a story without the pool stuff.
Man: Hello, Woody. What happened to your thumb?
Woody: Oh, I slipped on the ice.
Frasier: Woody, why didn't you tell him the long, drawn-out version?
Woody: That's the guy I was playing pool with.
Quote from Frasier
Carla: What the hell is keeping Diane? I'm gonna be late for school.
Frasier: School, Carla? Well, I must say I'm delightfully astonished. You know, I've always held that adult education is one of the finest gifts that one can give oneself. Kudos on joining the ever-burgeoning ranks of enlightened, wondering minds seeking betterment through knowledge.
Carla: It's traffic school, you nimrod.
Quote from Carla
Norm: You got pinched, huh, Carla?
Carla: Yeah, speeding. But it wasn't my fault. There was a leaf stuck on my windshield, and I had to gun her up to 80 to blow it off.
Woody: What, and the cop didn't believe you?
Carla: No. Couldn't be bribed, either.
Cliff: Carla, what, you offered a policeman money?
Carla: Money? With a body like this? Huh.