Carla Quote #570
Quote from Carla in Never Love a Goalie, Part 2
Eddie LeBec: I don't know, Carla. I'm starting to get that choking feeling I usually get a day or two before they send me down to the minors.
Carla: No, no, no, come on! I don't want to hear any of that. There's got to be an explanation for this, and we're going to figure it out right now. Let's take it from the beginning, okay? When was the last time you won?
Eddie LeBec: Well, let's see. I think that would be the Canadiens game, eh? Um, that's right, because I remember that's the night we met.
Carla: Yeah, could've been somewhere around then. Yeah, so, um, when did things start going bad?
Eddie LeBec: Well, I guess that would be the next game.
Carla: Right. All right, now think really hard. Have you been doing anything different during that time? Um, eating different foods, taking a different route to the Garden, buying different magazines? I mean, anything, anything at all?
Eddie LeBec: No, no, nothing at all. I... I've been living my life the same way as I've always lived it. Except for one thing. [kisses Carla]
Cheers Quotes
‘Never Love a Goalie, Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Frasier: Hey, Wood, what you working on?
Woody: Cheers newsletter.
Frasier: Wood, Cheers doesn't have a newsletter.
Woody: Wow, there's a scoop. I'll make that my lead story.
Quote from Cliff
Norm: Well, Sammy, it's not like we're not for the guy. I mean, especially with Carla going out with him. But, you know, the guy's in a major slump, let's face it.
Cliff: Hey, I can tell you an interesting thing about slumps, too. Uh, statistics show that they can be grouped into four categories.
Norm: Yeah?
Cliff: Yeah, that's right. Uh, 65 percent physical, yeah, 17 percent emotional, 15 percent psychological and, uh, three percent dental.
Norm: Cliffie, you know something, man? You're a walking encyclopedia.
Cliff: Oh, thank you, Normie.
Norm: Unfortunately, you're also a talking encyclopedia.
Quote from Woody
Woody: Sam, I don't understand. Why does Carla want Eddie to screw up?
Sam: [sighs] Well, you see, if Eddie loses, then Carla wins, because it proves she's no longer a jinx. But if he wins, then Carla loses, 'cause it reinforces the jinx theory.
Woody: Ah, the old "boy loses, girl wins, boy wins, girl loses" jinx reinforcement theory. If I've seen it once, I've seen it...