Diane Quote #647

Quote from Diane in Diamond Sam

Diane: Even had that been the bargain ring, it would've been sinfully impetuous of me to cast it away.
Sam: Well, here's the bargain ring right now. Why don't you give it the old heave-ho, too?
Diane: Hmm. I'm somehow reminded of a fable penned by an anonymous 18th century author concerning the young mistress of a great feudal estate and a woodchopper who worked on the estate...
Sam: Diane not now, please?
Diane: Could I just tell you the moral?
Sam: What?
Diane: You're really neat.
Hardly a rich soul, I know. The fact remains that no matter what the cost a ring is, above all else, a symbol of the feelings that two people have for each other. So, truly, Sam, this is the ring I want.
Sam: Whoa, whoa, whoa, here. Let me do this. [puts the ring on Diane's finger] [kisses Diane] Uh.
Diane: But nothing says we can't keep looking.

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 ‘Diamond Sam’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Well, Diane, Sam, congratulations to both of you. Diane, I hope you're planning to stay for the entire ceremony this time. Ours was... [laughs] Ours was very touching, I thought.

Quote from Carla

Carla: Where is Sam?
Diane: "Where is Sam?" [quietly] I think she's starting to relate to her environment again.
Frasier: Well, I think we've made great progress. Carla, can you tell me who Sam is?
Carla: Of course. He's my boss.
Frasier: Did you know that he is now engaged to be married?
Carla: Yes. I'm very happy for him.
Frasier: See how well we've done?
Diane: Carla... who is the charming soul that has agreed to marry him?
Carla: Norm.
Frasier: Well, I'm not the miracle worker.

Quote from Woody

Sam: Due to our desire to be... What?
Diane: Conjoined.
Sam: Conjoined, uh hey, well, Diane and l, uh, would like you to, uh, celebrate with us by, uh, toasting our nuptials.
Woody: Ouch.
Sam: No, no, Woody, it's, uh...