Diane Quote #558
Quote from Diane in Strange Bedfellows, Part 1
Janet Eldridge: Yes. He is a simple man in many ways, but I think that's his strength. I mean, I never met anyone who didn't like him.
Diane: Well, good. But I don't understand why we're standing here chatting so enjoyably when you just admitted that you're using Sam.
Janet Eldridge: That's not what I said, Diane. You didn't let me finish. Well, when I first started seeing Sam, perhaps I had ulterior motives in mind, but my attitude toward him has changed dramatically. I've learned that Sam has something that's pretty special. I've never experienced with any other man the feeling I have when I'm with him. When we're at a fundraiser or something like that, I'll watch him across the room talking with some people, and sometimes a feeling comes over me so strong that it nearly makes me ache. Oh, God. I sound like a silly schoolgirl. That's the truth. Does that make you feel better?
Diane: It certainly does. I'm awfully glad we put this matter to rest. You like Sam. And Sam likes you. No one's going to get hurt. Well, "wack to berk." [exits and immediately returns] Boy, you're really good. You almost had me fooled there. But I don't believe a word you said. When this campaign is over, Sam's going to last about as long as your campaign promises. Well, back to work.
Cheers Quotes
‘Strange Bedfellows, Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Woody: What's happening, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: The question is, Woody, why is it happening to me?
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: Holy moly guacamole. Terre Haute, lndiana. Oh, I wouldn't throw her out of my bed for eating crackers.
Norm: Why else would she be there?
Cliff: Yeah, that's very humorous, Normie. Yeah, in light of the fact that a leading woman's magazine just recently completed a survey which showed that postmen are the most desired lovers right after-
Norm: Rock stars and heart surgeons.
Cliff: Well, you know what they say down at the P.O.-
Norm: "Postmen deliver daily."
Cliff: Have we had this conversation before, Norm?
Norm: Cliffie, we've had every conversation before.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: You wine them. You dine them. Tell them how pretty they are. Buy them fancy presents. Finally, you get up the nerve to ask one of the little dears to marry you. What do you get for all your trouble? Squat.
Tim: Doc, I thought you'd pretty much gotten over that Diane problem of yours.
Frasier: Oh, it's not as serious as it sounds. You see, this is the one-year anniversary of the day Diane deserted me at the altar. To repress my bitterness would be detrimental to my recovery. So on this day, and on this day alone, I'm going to spew out my venom and exorcise the blond demon that haunts my soul.
Paul: Well, happy anniversary.