Diane Quote #438
Quote from Diane in The Groom Wore Clearasil
Diane: High marks? What exactly did you mean by that?
Professor Moffat: Well, among other things, that you have an unbridled enthusiasm.
Diane: Ah. I see. Goodbye. [exits and immediately returns] I'm a little unclear on "enthusiasm."
Professor Moffat: Well, enthusiasm: That you don't mind taking on extra duties and working overtime, if necessary.
Diane: Of course that's what he meant. What else could he mean? Goodbye. [exits and returns] I will not sleep with you!
Professor Moffat: What?
Diane: Oh, my God, I can't believe I said that.
Professor Moffat: I think that concludes our interview.
Diane: Dr. Moffat, I'm terribly sorry. I didn't for a moment mean to imply that you want to have sex with me. I'm sure that's the farthest thing from your mind. Not that you don't have a healthy interest in sex. I'm sure you think about it all the time. Well, not all the time. You're not obsessed. But when it comes to sex, I'm sure you could hold your own with a man half your age. That's not to say that you like young men. Or any men. Not that any man wouldn't be happy to have you. As would any woman. Except me. Although, I could be. But I'm not. But that's not saying that I couldn't be. This just isn't the time or the place or the circumstance. But by that, I'm certainly not saying that you're flabby. Why did I say that? This isn't going well, is it?
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Quote from Norm
Norm: Hey, Woody, give me a refill, would you?
Woody: Coming up. You know, Mr. Peterson, you're amazing. How do you keep putting them away?
Norm: Well, it's all done with mirrors, son. I just never look in one.
Quote from Woody
Woody: Hey, everybody, I got a letter from my dog.
Sam: Pretty spiffy handwriting for a dog.
Woody: Well, it's not actually from my dog. My mom writes the letters as if they're from my dog, Truman.
Cliff: Weird beyond imagination, Norm.
Woody: Listen to this: "Dear Woody, Boy, what a great day I had. I pulled all the laundry off the line, chewed up your father's bowling shoes, and grabbed a Yankee pot roast off the table. Yum, yum. " Isn't that cute?
Norm: The mutt eats better than I do.
Woody: "By the way, now that you're not here to keep me in line, your mother's thinking about putting me to sleep. I certainly wouldn't blame her, and I don't want you to either after I'm gone." Sam, cover me. I gotta make a phone call.
Quote from Norm
Sam: What exactly would I have to do?
Carla: Just take him out and show him a great time, you know? A real night on the town. Wild, crazy, borderline illegal.
Sam: I guess I could handle that. Yeah, why not? It's about time the kid learned how much fun it was to play the field.
Carla: Right.
Norm: Hey, wait just a second here. Let's not give marriage a bad rap, huh? It's a fine institution. Matter of fact, go ahead and ask any single man here if he wouldn't gladly trade places with me for a night. Hmm? Anybody? Please. One night. Oh, come on, fellas. I'm offering transportation and a hot meal.