Sam Quote #491
Sam: Diane! Diane! Don't do this!
Frasier: What the hell? Oh, excuse me, Father.
Diane: Sam, what on earth are you doing here?
Sam: Why are you marrying Frasier?
Diane: I love him, of course.
Sam: No, no, no. Look me in the eye. Now say that.
Diane: I can't.
Sam: You love me. Admit it.
Frasier: Now, look here, Sam.
Sam: I'm sorry, Frasier. Diane and I belong together. I know it's nuts, but we both know it's true.
Diane: Oh, Sam, you're right. I can't keep playing it safe. I don't care if I get hurt. I have to admit I love you. I've always loved you and I always will. Frasier, will you forgive me?
Frasier: You know I will. I guess I always knew you two would end up together.
Sam: You're a good man, Frasier.
Frasier: I try.
Diane: A dear, sweet, lovely man.
Frasier: Be happy, Diane.
Diane: Well, Sam, I'm all yours. [they kiss]
Sam: Come on. Let's go show Europe what romance means.
[Frasier waves them off as Sam carries Diane away in his arms]
Diane: It's not going to be like before. I'll make you happier than you ever thought possible. I'll respect you and accept you for what you are, and I won't complain or argue or be jealous. And I'll stop thinking the life out of everything. I'll do all I can to make sure you enjoy life to the fullest. And if that means letting you date other women while I remain faithful to you, so be it. Your love is worth the price.
Sam: I think this is gonna work this time.
[reality:]
Carla: Sam? Sam? [throws a ball of paper at his head] Sam!
Sam: Oh, I'm sorry. I guess my mind was somewhere else.
Cheers Quotes
‘Rescue Me’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
Carla: What are you doing? Can't you see this is a twisted cry for help? Sammy, I'm here for you.
Sam: Carla, knock it off. I'm not saying I'm going. I just wanna find out if I can. That's all.
Carla: I don't get it, Sammy. Why Diane? Why not arsenic or strychnine?
Norm: Let's see if I'm following all of this. Carla, you think Diane is bad for Sam.
Quote from Coach
Dan Corelli: Say, aren't you Ernie Pantusso?
Coach: Are you talking to me, sir?
Dan Corelli: Yeah. Yes, I am. Well, I'll be damned. Do you remember me?
Coach: No, I'm sorry. I don't.
Dan Corelli: Let me give you a hint.
Coach: I like hints.
Dan Corelli: Shortstop. Topeka, 1947. My nickname was "Fancy Dan".
Coach: Joe Pitney!
Dan Corelli: No, Ernie. I'm Dan Corelli.
Coach: Danny Corelli! My God, am I happy to see you! Hey, everybody, listen up. This is one of the most amazing men in the world. One of the most amazing men that ever stepped into a baseball diamond. He was a great ball-player. I know, I played against him. But, listen, the man is totally blind!
Dan Corelli: Ernie, I'm not blind and I never was.
Coach: Come on, Corelli, don't be modest. You were a legend. You were an absolute legend. The whole league talked about the blind man who played short-stop for Topeka.
Dan Corelli: Ernie, you're all confused. They called me the Blind Man because I sold Venetian blinds door-to-door during the off season.
Coach: My God, how did he find the doorbell? Now, is that an inspirational story or not, huh? They didn't buy your product out of pity, I'm telling you, Corelli.
Dan Corelli: I'll see you later.
Coach: Corelli, watch it, the steps there, please!
Carla: Coach, I think he can see as well as we can.
Coach: Carla, in some ways, he can see more.
Quote from Cliff
Sam: Does anyone know how long it takes to get to Italy from here?
Carla: OK, nobody panic!
Cliff: Sammy, you can make it from here to Italy in 8 hours, 37 minutes, 22 seconds. With a good tail wind.
Sam: Seriously?
Cliff: Well, unless you take the polar route. In which case you run into those convex currents created by the Aurora Borealis.
Carla: You're a roaring bore-ealis.