Cliff Quote #178
Cliff: Sam, I just talked to a man in Green Bank, West Virginia, who's got a grand-daughter named Jacqueline Bisset, 25-years-old and unmarried.
Sam: Oh, that's great. Let me talk to her.
Cliff: No, I already did. Jackie will be here tomorrow morning.
Sam: Hey, hey, hey. How did you do it?
Cliff: Oh, a little ingenuity. I told her she'd won a trip to Boston in a radio game show. Yeah, so when she gets here, all you have to do is convince her to marry you.
Sam: I could kiss you.
Cliff: Well, yeah, you can. But I warn you, you're not going to get anywhere. [laughs] Yeah, well, I offered a few prizes to induce her to come.
Sam: That's OK, like what?
Cliff: Well, free round-trip air fare, first class, suite at the Ritz, free historical tour, matched set of luggage.
Sam: Why didn't you just offer her a car, Cliff?
Cliff: Well, I did, but she took the cash instead. Only kidding, Sammy. The point is, she'll be here.
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