Frasier Quote #43
Quote from Frasier in The Heart is a Lonely Snipehunter
Frasier: When I was in the men's room, I looked in the mirror. Do you know what I saw? A quitter. A man who lets his buddies down. I want to prove myself.
Cliff: Yeah. Well, hear that guys? Looks like Frasier wants to go back out there again tonight.
Frasier: Absolutely I want to get back out there again tonight. You know what tonight is? It's the night of the full moon. You know, Sam told me the snipe run best when it's a full moon.
Sam: I said that.
Frasier: That's right. And you said they'd be running all night long, right?
Sam: I said that, too.
Frasier: Well, then what are we waiting for?
Norm: Nothing. Let's get out of here.
Cliff: Ah, Frasier, I've really got to hand it to you, fella. Yeah, you're the first bagger I ever met with enough stamina to go out snipe hunting twice in the same night.
Norm: You're going to go down in the annals of snipe hunting.
‘The Heart is a Lonely Snipehunter’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Diane: Frasier, may I have a word with you in private? It's about what happened tonight.
Frasier: Well, not now, Diane. You're interfering with male bonding. [toasts] To snipe hunting.
Norm: All right.
Frasier: The most humane of sports. No guns. No knives. Just a man and a plain simple bag.
Carla: Like you and Diane. [Frasier laughs]
Diane: Frasier.
Frasier: Oh, come on, Diane. Guys make jokes about their mates, right guys? Look, you probably all think I'm being a bit manic about this, but the fact is I haven't spent that much time out of doors in my life. And I was exhilarated by it. It was a revelation to me how quiet it was. I heard an owl for the first time. You know, I finally understand why guys get hung up on going to the woods. You know, camping, fishing.
Cliff: Yeah, yeah. Just wait until the first time you come back home with a snipe strapped to the hood of your car, huh?
Norm: Yeah, that's a thrill of a lifetime.
Frasier: My one regret is we didn't get a snipe. And it's all my fault. I let you guys down.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: Hey, what's new, Normie?
Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer.
Coach: It's a world gone mad.
Quote from Coach
Coach: I know exactly what you're saying, Doc. I do. After all the years behind this bar, I've learned how to make a lot of people happy.
Frasier: How's that, Coach?
Coach: Well, whatever problem they got, I point out the bigger problem. Now, in your case, you know, you're going bald.
Frasier: I am? Now I'm depressed and losing my hair.
Coach: Oh, that's nothing. It's child's play compared to that big mole you got on your neck.
Frasier: Please, Coach, no more. I'm cheered up now.
Coach: Any time, Doc.