Frasier Quote #18
Quote from Frasier in Diane Meets Mom
Diane: I'm not lying. She is. And if you love me, you'll stand up for me now when I need it.
Frasier: But Diane.
Hester Crane: Frasier, I'm asking you to leave with me now.
Diane: Frasier, this is the most important moment in our relationship. If you abandon me now, that's it.
Frasier: Mother, why did you threaten Diane?
Hester Crane: You believe her?
Frasier: Yes.
Hester Crane: Oh, God! I've lost you. Frasier, I did say those terrible things, but, believe me, I had good reason.
Frasier: OK, she said them, but she had good reasons.
Diane: Not good enough!
Frasier: They'd better be good!
Hester Crane: The best in the world. Oh, I wanted to save you from ruining what could be a brilliant career. I just can't stand the picture of you being married to a pseudo-intellectual barmaid. No offence intended.
Diane: None taken. Ca ne fait rien.
Cheers Quotes
‘Diane Meets Mom’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Coach: What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?
Norm: Going down.
Quote from Sam
Hester Crane: I understand you used to date that woman. I want to know how much you'd charge to start things up again.
Sam: You don't have enough money.
Hester Crane: How would you know?
Sam: There isn't enough money.
Hester Crane: I know what you mean.
Sam: No, I don't think you do.
Hester Crane: I think I do.
Sam: Oh, no.
Hester Crane: Oh, yes.
Sam: Oh, no.
Quote from Coach
Coach: Hi, what can I get you?
Man: I'm a phone company repairman.
Coach: Oh, hi, I'm a bartender. Ernie Pantusso.
Man: Phil Ryan. I got a call to come down here.
Coach: Gee, there must be some mistake, Phil. I didn't call for any repairman.
Carla: I think Sam put in a call, Coach.
Coach: He did? Gee, that's strange. He didn't say anything to me about it. I'd better give him a call and find out what this is all about. [dials phone] Bum luck, Phil, phone's out.
Carla: Give him a couple of seconds.
Coach: Say, Phil, I hate to impose on you, but since they got you down here on this royal goose chase, would you mind taking a look at the phone?
Man: Sure.
Coach: Thank you. Lucky thing he happened by here, huh, Carla?
Carla: Sometimes fate takes a hand, Coach.