Cliff Quote #120
Quote from Cliff in Fairy Tales Can Come True
Tinker Bell: Florida oranges are delicious.
Cliff: What?
Tinker Bell: Nothing.
Cliff: Uh, have you been to Florida?
Tinker Bell: No, but it's always been a crazy dream of mine to go. I read that they have the world's largest pair of alligator shoes there.
Cliff: That's right. In Orlando. I even sat in one of them.
Tinker Bell: Wow.
Cliff: Um, what's your name?
Tinker Bell: Tinker Bell. What's yours?
Cliff: Me? I guess it's Ponce de Leon.
Tinker Bell: Oh, the fountain of youth guy that discovered Florida.
Cliff: Would you marry me and bear my children? Say, would you like to go in the back and maybe play some pool? Or as they say in Tallahassee, shoot some pocket billiards?
Tinker Bell: I'd love to, Mr Leon.
Cliff: Oh, please, call me Ponce.
Tinker Bell: It looks like you're out to conquer new territories, Ponce.
Cliff: Holy God.
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Steve: Hey, Norm, he's your best friend. Is he gay or what?
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Sam: Yes, he was, Coach.
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