Frasier Quote #1
Quote from Frasier in Rebound, Part 1
Sam: Okay. If I go see this guy and he tells me that I'm just a happy, well-adjusted souse, which he will, if the quack has a brain in his head, would you all please leave me alone?
Diane: Of course. Won't we?
All: Yeah, sure.
Sam: OK, fine. Tell him to drop by. I'll try to fit him in between dames.
Diane: Why don't you say hello to him right now?
Frasier: Hello, Sam. I'm Dr. Frasier Crane. I'm sorry I startled you.
Sam: This is weird.
Frasier: Diane told me that you're basically a good, open-minded person and you would be responsive, so I took the liberty of dropping by a little early.
Sam: She actually said something nice about me, huh?
Frasier: She says a lot of nice things about you.
Sam: Really?
Frasier: So what say we go somewhere and have a cup of coffee and... get to know each other?
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‘Rebound, Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Carla: Norman, are you sure you want to have a kid? You know, once the monster comes along, your whole life is gonna be different.
Norm: Yeah? Well, Coach, you've had kids. Does a baby change you?
Coach: Are you kidding, Normie? It can't even change itself.
Norm: Well, I'll have to remember that.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Well, I'm back.
All: Norm!
Coach: What'll it be, Normie?
Norm: A transfusion with a head on it.
Quote from Carla
Carla: He's turning into a real jerk, you know. He spends all his time boozing, chasing skirts, and loving and leaving waitresses.
Norm: I wonder what set him off. Suppose maybe it might have been Dia- [Norm groans as Carla grabs him by the hair] Diabetes!
Carla: You were going to say that name, weren't you?
Norm: No, I wasn't.
Carla: Yes, you were. You know my rule.
Norm: But I didn't say it.
Carla: I don't even want you to think it. Use that name and I will give you a sunroof.