Norm Quote #181
Quote from Norm in Norman's Conquest
Sam: I don't know what this all was about? I mean, you make it sound like you're confessing a crime, here.
Norm: Come on, Sam, people don't go around bragging about loving their wives. I mean, when was the last time you saw a bunch of guys around a bar slamming beers and exchanging great tales of marital bliss?
Sam: So those jokes about Vera are a bunch of baloney. You really love her, huh?
Norm: Course I do. Most of them aren't even true, you know. Like that one about the tentacles.
Cheers Quotes
‘Norman's Conquest’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: Emily, I'll be with you in a minute. Quick business call here. [on the phone] Hello, Vera, this is Norm. I'm at Cheers. It's 8:05. Uh, you need me, you've got the number here. Bye. [hangs up]
Coach: Norm, when did you get the answering machine?
Norm: I didn't, Coach. That was Vera.
Quote from Carla
Cliff: What a pathetic display. I'm ashamed God made me a man.
Carla: I don't think God's doing a lot bragging about it either.
Quote from Diane
Norm: What do you think, Sam?
Sam: Norm, I think it's stupid to jump into bed with somebody you're working with. [Diane nudges Sam] I didn't mean stupid in the unintelligent sense.
Diane: Don't mind Sam, he's a little depressed. This is the year his age caught up with his IQ.
Sam: That's years away.