Cliff Quote #83
Quote from Cliff in Cliff's Rocky Moment
Lewis: What's the problem?
Victor: Wait. I got no quarrel with you, pal. It's this guy here's getting on my nerves.
Lewis: Oh, yeah. And what exactly is it about him that bothers you?
Victor: I don't know. The fact that he comes on as such an authority on everything.
Lewis: Hey. It's a free country.
Victor: I know. I know it's a free country. But it bugs me. I mean, he's got an opinion on every subject. He never shuts up.
Lewis: You know, he does the same thing down at the post office. But nobody ever thinks about beating him up over it.
Victor: Yeah, yeah, I mean his whole attitude rubs me the wrong way.
Lewis: Yeah, I know what you mean. Those kind of guys just do it to you. Who knows why?
Cliff: Well, actually, sociology...
Lewis: Shut up, Clint.
Cliff: It's Cliff. Like another beer?
Lewis: No. I don't think so. I think I'm going home.
Cliff: Hey, let me give you a ride.
Lewis: No. I don't want my neighbors seeing me coming home in a Studebaker.
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‘Cliff's Rocky Moment’ Quotes
Quote from Diane
Sam: Okay, right now, top of the page, you have Bears against the Dolphins. Now. We have a home field advantage which means you've got to be...
Diane: Bears.
Sam: Bears, just like that?
Diane: Well, of course, Sam, a bear against a dolphin? Come on. I mean, that's not even a fair fight. Okay, now what about the Dallas guys against Atlanta?
Sam: All right, all right. Atlanta. Atlanta, uh...
Diane: What color uniforms do they wear?
Sam: Color?
Diane: Yes, the color will tell you the winner. Red beats blue, blue beats yellow, yellow beats mauve.
Sam: Wait. Hey, are you telling me you're going to pick Atlanta over Dallas because of the color of the uniforms? Dallas who up until last week had won six games in a row.
Diane: Who beat them last week?
Sam: Washington.
Diane: And what color was Washington wearing?
Sam: None of your business.
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: Yeah, well, with the recent strides in genetic engineering, I mean, we'll soon be faced with the possibility of producing enormous farm animals to feed the hungry millions. Now, imagine one cow to feed a city, one egg making an omelette for an entire whole family. Yeah, I mean with the advances we're making, the future is limitless.
Victor: So is his mouth. Doesn't he ever shut up?
Coach: Who?
Victor: Gabby, the wonder boob.
Cliff: Is that humorous appellation supposed to refer to me there, friend?
Victor: Yeah. Do you realize your lips have been flapping for over an hour? Give it a rest, pal, and give us a break.
Cliff: Ah, doesn't seem fair now, Norm, does it?
Norm: What?
Cliff: That I have so much knowledge and there are people in the world who have to go to bed stupid every night.
Victor: Watch your step, pal.
Quote from Diane
Coach: Sam, have you filled in your football pool yet? I gotta pick up the slips in half an hour.
Sam: I'm working on it, Coach.
Diane: I'm almost done with mine.
Coach: Good girl, Diane.
Sam: Yours? Why do you even bother to fill one out? I mean, you don't even like football.
Diane: Well, I don't dislike it. Believe it or not, Sam, I was on the pep squad when I was in high school. Some of my most stirring memories are of cheering for whomever it was to do whatever they were supposed to do to whomever they were supposed to do it.
Sam: Oh, spirit like that can really fire a team up, huh?