Coach Quote #148
Quote from Coach in Manager Coach
Diane: Oh, isn't that the way with children? Delightful melding of their innocence and your wisdom. Yes, we teach them, but they leave their impression on us. [a bespectacled boy grabs Dianne's rear] Whoa! Deviant.
Coach: Forget that, Diane. I can handle this. I got a way of communicating with kids. All right, everybody file out, except you, Specs. Let's go. Move it, move it.
Diane: [to Sam] Okay, okay, maybe this thing will be a good experience for him, huh? Yeah, he's standing a little taller, there's a light in his eye. He's like a whole new person.
Coach: Specs, you get only one chance to make a mistake on this team. Go home and tell your mother you're a flop.
Diane: A whole new person I dislike intensely.
Sam: Hey, Coach, you're gonna kick him off the team just for that one little incident?
Coach: Not that's not the only reason. He's leading the league in errors. The only thing he's had his hands on all week is Diane's keister.
Cheers Quotes
‘Manager Coach’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: A loan application?
Cliff: That's right. It's a loan we're talking about, not a hand-out.
Norm: I don't want this kind of humiliation, all right? I mean, I wouldn't be asking for this unless I really needed it.
Cliff: All right, Norm, I gotcha. Just kidding around here.
Norm: This is gonna go a long way to pay a lot of bills. You know, I really should think of something nice for Vera, too.
Cliff: Hey, Norm, how about a candlelit dinner for two?
Norm: Great. Come on. We'll talk about Vera later.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Where do you stand on breast-feeding?
Sam: As I recall, I liked it.
Carla: No. I mean me with my baby in here.
Sam: Well, Carla, I guess it's cheaper than a piano player.
Carla: Look, Sammy, I'm just tired of having to run home to feed her all the time during my shift. I should have done like I did with all my other kids.
Sam: You mean you didn't breast-feed the other four?
Carla: Nah, they went right to raw meat.
Quote from Coach
Sam: How about doing the honors?
Coach: Sure. Fellas, this is Sam Mayday Malone. Probably the greatest relief pitcher baseball ever knew. Then he hit the bottle and he was through in less than a year. Remember that.