Sam Quote #1777
Quote from Sam in The Guy Can't Help it
Dr. Sutton: We've just been going around the room, telling a little bit about ourselves. And why don't we continue with you? Let's start with your name. First name only, please.
Sam: All right, uh, [clears throat] My name is Steve.
All: Hi, Steve.
Sam: Uh, well, uh, I'm... I'm starting off on the wrong foot, here. Uh, my real name is not Steve. It's Bob.
All: Hi, Bob.
Sam: I can't believe I'm doing this. l, uh... I'm really embarrassed. My name isn't Bob, either. It's, uh, it's Sam. [silence] No, really, it is. It's Sam.
All: Hi, Sam.
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‘The Guy Can't Help it’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: Well, where the hell is this guy? He said he'd be here in 15 minutes. It's been nearly 20. Doesn't he realize this is an emergency?
Sam: Hey, calm down, will you Norm? He'll be here.
Norm: Well, it's a hell of a world we live in, Sam. We can put a man on the moon okay, but we can't get a beer tap repairman here in a reasonable amount of time.
Sam: Norm, sit down! Just relax. Why, why don't you have a, have a bottle of beer?
Norm: [scoffs] Yeah, right, a bottle. It's just not the same, Sam.
Woody: Well, I'm sure Mr. Clavin would let you have some of his beer.
Cliff: Well, I'm afraid not, Woody. No, no, you see, we, we knew that the taps were gonna be out of service for a while, Sam made an announcement. So I took a moment to figure out that if I take just a little sip every now and again, it would last until the repairman fixes yon tap. But, when I suggested the strategy to Mr. Peterson, he called me well, what was it you called me again, Norm?
Norm: Bozo.
Cliff: Right. I'm a bozo. I'm, uh, gonna go to the men's room now, okay. Excuse me.
Norm: Oh, right, and you're gonna take your beer with you? Come on, Cliff. We've been friends for 15 years. I'm so pathetic, you think I'm gonna steal my best friend's beer, huh?
Cliff: Yeah, you're right, Normie. I trust you.
[As Cliff saunters off to the bathroom, Norm downs his beer]
Norm: Bozo.
Quote from Carla
Sam: Carla, strictly hypothetically, would you marry me?
Carla: Sammy, that's a stupid question.
Sam: Well, I know it is.
Carla: Not in a million years!
Sam: What?
Carla: Oh, Sammy. Nobody loves you as much as I do. But I know you! You know, we'd be taking our wedding vows, and you'd be checking out the bridesmaids. You're a hound. I can't marry a hound.
Sam: Hey, I thought we had something special going on between us.
Carla: Definitely, we do. I just always thought that I'd be the woman you cheated on your wife with. Call me a hopeless romantic.
Quote from Frasier
Sam: Have you noticed that, uh, someone in this bar is getting a little looney?
Frasier: Sam, everyone in this bar is on a connecting flight to beyond looney.