Cliff Quote #854
Quote from Cliff in Rebecca Gaines, Rebecca Loses
Cliff: Well, Sam, I want to talk about Ma. We've been fighting a lot lately, and, uh, we've decided... [voice breaking] That she should go live in a retirement community. [sobbing] And, aw, Sammy, I'm the worst son in the world!
Sam: Oh, man, hey, uh, listen, all- all, all families... Do me a favor, do you want to sit on the desk? All right. Uh, all- All families go through this, Cliffie. Uh, you know, I think you're doing the right thing. Uh, uh, you know, you know, I'll bet she's going to be real happy, right? I mean, you picked a nice place.
Cliff: Oh, yeah. A real nice place. Famous, too. It was profiled on 60 Minutes. You know, a couple weeks later, they went back and did a follow-up even.
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‘Rebecca Gaines, Rebecca Loses’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: How's life treating you, Norm?
Norm: Well, Sammy, it's not. So I sure hope you are.
Quote from Cliff
Sam: Hey, Cliffie, how're you doing?
Cliff: Not well, Sam. Boy, am I mad! I've never been this upset! Boy, three words, fellas. Three words: Dames is grief.
Norm: Fighting with Ma, huh?
Cliff: Oh, and how. It seems like that's all we do anymore. You know, you'd think it'd be a perfect set-up mother and a grown son living in a one bedroom apartment. But no. Reality check, gentlemen. Life is not like the movies, I guess, huh?
Sam: I'm sure it'll all blow over, Cliffie.
Cliff: No, no way, Sammy, not this time. I tell you that broad's pushed me too hard. Too hard, I tell you. It's about time I started pushing back. She's just gone and created a monster, that's all. But this monster is not gonna lie in some tomb of ice. No, sirree. My anger will melt that ice, so that I might rise up and, and crush the Tokyo of the buildings there beneath the talons of my animosity...
Frasier: Cliff, Cliff. We all appreciate how hard you're working on this metaphor, but we get the idea.
Quote from Esther Clavin
Cliff: Well, here we are. Oh, Ma! Look at this! Even better than the picture in the brochure.
Esther Clavin: Yes, I expect I'll be perfectly delighted once I stop weeping and feeling carsick.
Cliff: Aw, come on, Ma, the ride wasn't that bad.
Esther Clavin: You drive too fast. All young people do. I've often said, "A lot of needless accidents could be avoided if they'd just raise the legal driving age to 50."