Kelly Quote #49
Quote from Kelly in Rebecca Gaines, Rebecca Loses
Rebecca: Uh, Kelly? Kelly, is your, is your dad seeing anyone special?
Kelly: No, and I wish he were. Since the divorce, he just mopes around the house. I sure wish he'd meet someone wonderful.
Rebecca: Oh, so do l. For you, I mean. You know, Kelly, isn't it rough on you, not having a mother around? [combs Kelly's hair] I mean, you don't even have a stepmother. Somebody to chat with, and to share things with, and to confide and tell all your special little secrets to.
Kelly: Boy, I'll say. Like there's this thing Woody does when we make love. Now tell me if you think this is normal...
Rebecca: Let's just save it. Let- Let- I think your soup's getting cold. Come on, honey. Go on upstairs. Bye-bye.
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‘Rebecca Gaines, Rebecca Loses’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: How's life treating you, Norm?
Norm: Well, Sammy, it's not. So I sure hope you are.
Quote from Cliff
Sam: Hey, Cliffie, how're you doing?
Cliff: Not well, Sam. Boy, am I mad! I've never been this upset! Boy, three words, fellas. Three words: Dames is grief.
Norm: Fighting with Ma, huh?
Cliff: Oh, and how. It seems like that's all we do anymore. You know, you'd think it'd be a perfect set-up mother and a grown son living in a one bedroom apartment. But no. Reality check, gentlemen. Life is not like the movies, I guess, huh?
Sam: I'm sure it'll all blow over, Cliffie.
Cliff: No, no way, Sammy, not this time. I tell you that broad's pushed me too hard. Too hard, I tell you. It's about time I started pushing back. She's just gone and created a monster, that's all. But this monster is not gonna lie in some tomb of ice. No, sirree. My anger will melt that ice, so that I might rise up and, and crush the Tokyo of the buildings there beneath the talons of my animosity...
Frasier: Cliff, Cliff. We all appreciate how hard you're working on this metaphor, but we get the idea.
Quote from Esther Clavin
Cliff: Well, here we are. Oh, Ma! Look at this! Even better than the picture in the brochure.
Esther Clavin: Yes, I expect I'll be perfectly delighted once I stop weeping and feeling carsick.
Cliff: Aw, come on, Ma, the ride wasn't that bad.
Esther Clavin: You drive too fast. All young people do. I've often said, "A lot of needless accidents could be avoided if they'd just raise the legal driving age to 50."