Frasier Quote #727
Quote from Frasier in It's Lonely on the Top
Sam: Hey there, Frasier.
Frasier: I'm sorry, Sam. Your friend Frasier is dead. What you are looking at is his undead corpse.
Sam: Here you go, pal.
Frasier: All right, let's review. Last night I got knee-walking drunk, and now I am back in this bar, a mere seven-and-a-half hours later, hung over. Well, it's official. I have a problem.
[Frasier and Norm cover their ears when the phone rings]
Cheers Quotes
‘It's Lonely on the Top’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Sam: Oh, my. Yeah, uh, listen I know what you want to do is run out there and tell the guys, but I've got to remind you here, Paul, a gentleman does not kiss and tell. It's just not cool.
Paul: But you do it, Sam.
Sam: True. True. But I'm Sam Malone, and by definition, everything I do is cool.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] [softly:] Morning everybody.
All: Norm! [Norm covers his ears in agony]
Rebecca: How are you feeling, Norm?
Norm: Terrible. A splitting headache. And I think I might be sick. Can I have a beer, Sammy?
Quote from Sam
Carla: Sammy. How could you have a problem worse? You're perfect. You don't even know what the rest of the world is like.
Sam: Honey, I... I'm not perfect.
Carla: Oh, yeah, right.
Sam: All right, you really want to know? Watch this.
Carla: [gasps] Holy Mother of God! Oh, Sammy! You wear a rug!
Sam: It's not a rug! It's not a rug! It's a hair replacement system.