Carla Quote #1272
Quote from Carla in It's Lonely on the Top
Carla: What about me? I'd be a great bartender.
Sam: Oh, come on, are you kidding me? With those powerhouse drinks you make?
Carla: Aw, come on!
Sam: Sweetheart, the last time I let you tend bar there were 12 people who made a naked conga line all the way out to the commons there. And Phil over there tried to join the Flying Wallendas.
Phil: I tell you, I sobered up real fast on that high wire. Phew.
Carla: All right, so I made the drinks a little strong that night. It's not gonna happen again.
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All: Norm! [Norm covers his ears in agony]
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Carla: Sammy. How could you have a problem worse? You're perfect. You don't even know what the rest of the world is like.
Sam: Honey, I... I'm not perfect.
Carla: Oh, yeah, right.
Sam: All right, you really want to know? Watch this.
Carla: [gasps] Holy Mother of God! Oh, Sammy! You wear a rug!
Sam: It's not a rug! It's not a rug! It's a hair replacement system.