Sam Quote #1760

Quote from Sam in Bar Wars VII: The Naked Prey

Gary: Mr. Cunningham? Uh, where's, uh, Mr. Cunningham?
Sam: Uh, he left. Uh, why, Gary?
Gary: Uh, no reason. [runs out]
Sam: Oh, man! Oh, you are terrific!
Harry: If you guys ever need any more help, you just give me a call.
Sam: Oh, thank you, Harry.
Harry: Ah, don't mention it. I guess I've always had a soft spot for you lunkheads.
Sam: Hey, how are we ever gonna pay you back?
Harry: Sam, you already have.
Sam: Aw, what a guy, huh?
Cliff: Yeah, boy.
Norm: Wonder what he meant by, we already have paid him back, though?
Sam: Oh, I don't know. You know, probably that warm spirit, the camaraderie, something like that. [opens register] Yeah, yeah, he stole all my money.

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 ‘Bar Wars VII: The Naked Prey’ Quotes

Quote from Sam

Norm: Sammy, what's up? I thought you wanted to get an early jump on Gary.
Sam: Yeah, I did. That's why I'm here at 9:00.
Norm: 9:01, Sam. Some of us were here at 9:00.
Sam: Hey, relax, will you. It's in the bag. I fixed it so Gary can't ever win.
Norm: Yeah? Yeah? What'd you do?
Sam: Yeah, you're gonna love this. You know that- That sign he's got outside his window there, "50 cent beer, Saint Patrick's Day Special?"
Carla: Yeah.
Sam: Yeah, well I added a zero. I mean who's going to pay $5 for a beer, huh?
Carla: Good one, Sam.
Sam: Yeah. [laughs] Sometimes I scare myself.
Norm: It's 9:02, Sam. Let's go.
Sam: All right. Sorry. $5 beer. Yeah, let's see him top that, huh?

Quote from Rebecca

Rebecca: Hey, everybody, I've got great news. I applied to the Boston League of Businesswomen, and they might let me join.
Woody: Oh, who are they?
Rebecca: Oh, it's this very prestigious organization that helps raise the stature of women in society and that kind of crap.

Quote from Rebecca

Rebecca: Can you believe it? The League rejected me.
Frasier: Why?
Rebecca: Because they said I was too self-involved and that I wasn't community-minded enough. So now I have to spend the next six months doing community service. Yawn. Woody, get me a charity on the phone.
Woody: Which one?
Rebecca: Well, how the hell do I know?! Just make sure it's close by. And I don't want one that's real depressing. And no weekends!