Sam Quote #1748
Quote from Sam in Bar Wars VII: The Naked Prey
Sam: [on the phone] All right. All right. But now, the band I'm looking for is gonna have to be able to do all the old Irish standards. Yeah. "Danny Boy," "Galway Bay," "When Irish Eyes are Smiling", that kind of thing. You think you can handle that? All right then. Okay, I'll get back to you. Yeah, adios to you too, Manuel. [hangs up]
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‘Bar Wars VII: The Naked Prey’ Quotes
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Norm: Sammy, what's up? I thought you wanted to get an early jump on Gary.
Sam: Yeah, I did. That's why I'm here at 9:00.
Norm: 9:01, Sam. Some of us were here at 9:00.
Sam: Hey, relax, will you. It's in the bag. I fixed it so Gary can't ever win.
Norm: Yeah? Yeah? What'd you do?
Sam: Yeah, you're gonna love this. You know that- That sign he's got outside his window there, "50 cent beer, Saint Patrick's Day Special?"
Carla: Yeah.
Sam: Yeah, well I added a zero. I mean who's going to pay $5 for a beer, huh?
Carla: Good one, Sam.
Sam: Yeah. [laughs] Sometimes I scare myself.
Norm: It's 9:02, Sam. Let's go.
Sam: All right. Sorry. $5 beer. Yeah, let's see him top that, huh?
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Rebecca: Hey, everybody, I've got great news. I applied to the Boston League of Businesswomen, and they might let me join.
Woody: Oh, who are they?
Rebecca: Oh, it's this very prestigious organization that helps raise the stature of women in society and that kind of crap.
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Rebecca: Can you believe it? The League rejected me.
Frasier: Why?
Rebecca: Because they said I was too self-involved and that I wasn't community-minded enough. So now I have to spend the next six months doing community service. Yawn. Woody, get me a charity on the phone.
Woody: Which one?
Rebecca: Well, how the hell do I know?! Just make sure it's close by. And I don't want one that's real depressing. And no weekends!