Frasier Quote #696
Quote from Frasier in Loathe and Marriage
Frasier: Uh, Carla, look, I know what you're going through. I mean, you've sacrificed your whole life for your kids and now, on the big day, Nick swoops in and tries to hog all the glory. Look, it happens all the time. One parent uses the child as leverage against the other.
Carla: Really, Doc?
Frasier: Oh, yes, yes. Often in a broken marriage the child becomes nothing more than, a helpless pawn in the war between the two adults. Of course that hasn't happened with, with Lilith and myself because she's gone. But, uh, she'll be back. Oh, I know she'll be back, you know why? 'Cause I have Frederick. Yes, sir, he's my little trump card.
Sam: Thank you very much.
Frasier: He is, you know. I have a plan. [laughs evilly]
Cheers Quotes
‘Loathe and Marriage’ Quotes
Quote from John Allen Hill
John: People, people, it's getting late. Now no one admires the sight of a beautiful young bride more than l, but the lunch rush is the lunch rush.
Sam: Say John, I... I bet you'd like to meet Carla's first husband.
John: [takes a look at Nick] Oh, my God!
Nick Tortelli: Nice to meet you. [offers his hand]
John: Please. My profession requires that I handle food.
Quote from Nick Tortelli
Nick Tortelli: Don't worry about it, Sam. I'll handle it. Carla, at times, can be very obdurate. She also can be very recalcitrant, intransigent and immovable.
Loretta: Nicky got one of those word-a-day calendars. We played word games all the way from Las Vegas. I'm insipid.
Quote from Woody
Woody: Hey, Sam. Sorry I'm late. Had to stop at the drug store.
Sam: That's okay, Woody.
Woody: Yep. Had to make another embarrassing trip to the drug store to get a little, uh...
Sam: Protection?
Woody: Yeah. You know, Kelly and I want to have a family and all, but we figured we'd wait until after that raise you promised.
Sam: Hope you got a lot of protection.
Woody: Well, as usual, you know, I'm a little embarrassed and nervous when I go in there, so I buy a whole bunch of stuff so it doesn't look like I'm just trying to get some... you know.
Sam: Protection.
Woody: Yeah. So I got some paper plates, batteries, flashbulbs, Skol, some gum, Chia Pet... oh, eyeglass repair kit. Yeah. Oh, notebook paper and VO5.
Sam: Where's the, uh where's the protection?
Woody: See you in about an hour, Sam. [puts on sunglasses]