Nick Tortelli Quote #49
Quote from Nick Tortelli in Loathe and Marriage
Serafina: Daddy, this is my fiance, Pat.
Pat McDougall: Nice to meet you, sir.
Nick Tortelli: Aw, enough of the chit-chat. Step into my office. How do you propose to, uh, support my progeny?
Pat McDougall: Well, I'm a retired police officer and currently living off disability.
Nick Tortelli: What is the nature of your injury?
Paul: Whiplash.
Nick Tortelli: Very good, difficult to disprove. Very bright.
Pat McDougall: Thank you, sir.
Nick Tortelli: Bright enough to invest?
Pat McDougall: Pardon me?
Nick Tortelli: Bright enough to place your future and the future of your entire progeny in the orang-utan act?
Cheers Quotes
‘Loathe and Marriage’ Quotes
Quote from John Allen Hill
John: People, people, it's getting late. Now no one admires the sight of a beautiful young bride more than l, but the lunch rush is the lunch rush.
Sam: Say John, I... I bet you'd like to meet Carla's first husband.
John: [takes a look at Nick] Oh, my God!
Nick Tortelli: Nice to meet you. [offers his hand]
John: Please. My profession requires that I handle food.
Quote from Nick Tortelli
Nick Tortelli: Don't worry about it, Sam. I'll handle it. Carla, at times, can be very obdurate. She also can be very recalcitrant, intransigent and immovable.
Loretta: Nicky got one of those word-a-day calendars. We played word games all the way from Las Vegas. I'm insipid.
Quote from Woody
Woody: Hey, Sam. Sorry I'm late. Had to stop at the drug store.
Sam: That's okay, Woody.
Woody: Yep. Had to make another embarrassing trip to the drug store to get a little, uh...
Sam: Protection?
Woody: Yeah. You know, Kelly and I want to have a family and all, but we figured we'd wait until after that raise you promised.
Sam: Hope you got a lot of protection.
Woody: Well, as usual, you know, I'm a little embarrassed and nervous when I go in there, so I buy a whole bunch of stuff so it doesn't look like I'm just trying to get some... you know.
Sam: Protection.
Woody: Yeah. So I got some paper plates, batteries, flashbulbs, Skol, some gum, Chia Pet... oh, eyeglass repair kit. Yeah. Oh, notebook paper and VO5.
Sam: Where's the, uh where's the protection?
Woody: See you in about an hour, Sam. [puts on sunglasses]