Nick Tortelli Quote #48
Quote from Nick Tortelli in Loathe and Marriage
Cliff: Hey, uh, Nick, if you want somebody to invest in that, uh, act of yours there, for Vegas, you ought to go talk to blondie over there. Yeah, she's loaded.
Nick Tortelli: Thank you. Listen, you come to Vegas, you're comped. Excuse me, young man. Hello Miss. I'm Nick Tortelli.
Kelly: Hello. I'm Kelly Boyd.
Nick Tortelli: I can tell by your organda that you have taste and discernment.
Kelly: Thank you.
Nick Tortelli: Knock, knock.
Kelly: Who's there?
Nick Tortelli: Opportunity.
Kelly: Opportunity who?
Nick Tortelli: This is gonna take some time.
Cheers Quotes
‘Loathe and Marriage’ Quotes
Quote from John Allen Hill
John: People, people, it's getting late. Now no one admires the sight of a beautiful young bride more than l, but the lunch rush is the lunch rush.
Sam: Say John, I... I bet you'd like to meet Carla's first husband.
John: [takes a look at Nick] Oh, my God!
Nick Tortelli: Nice to meet you. [offers his hand]
John: Please. My profession requires that I handle food.
Quote from Nick Tortelli
Nick Tortelli: Don't worry about it, Sam. I'll handle it. Carla, at times, can be very obdurate. She also can be very recalcitrant, intransigent and immovable.
Loretta: Nicky got one of those word-a-day calendars. We played word games all the way from Las Vegas. I'm insipid.
Quote from Woody
Woody: Hey, Sam. Sorry I'm late. Had to stop at the drug store.
Sam: That's okay, Woody.
Woody: Yep. Had to make another embarrassing trip to the drug store to get a little, uh...
Sam: Protection?
Woody: Yeah. You know, Kelly and I want to have a family and all, but we figured we'd wait until after that raise you promised.
Sam: Hope you got a lot of protection.
Woody: Well, as usual, you know, I'm a little embarrassed and nervous when I go in there, so I buy a whole bunch of stuff so it doesn't look like I'm just trying to get some... you know.
Sam: Protection.
Woody: Yeah. So I got some paper plates, batteries, flashbulbs, Skol, some gum, Chia Pet... oh, eyeglass repair kit. Yeah. Oh, notebook paper and VO5.
Sam: Where's the, uh where's the protection?
Woody: See you in about an hour, Sam. [puts on sunglasses]