Frasier Quote #683
Quote from Frasier in Sunday Dinner
Frasier: So, what's new?
Sam: Got a message for you here, Fras. Yeah, here we go. Shauna called you. [patrons hoot]
Frasier: Now, settle down, class. Shauna is my secretary. [all hooting] My temporary secretary. She's all of 21 years old, for God's sake. [all hooting]
Sam: Come on, stop it, you guys. Have a little class, will you? So you going to try and bag her?
Frasier: No, I am not. Although it's not entirely out of the realm of reality. It does seem that the lass has a a thing, for Dr. Crane.
Sam: [chuckles] Good for you.
Frasier: Well, I mean, after all, it's not so hard to believe. I've been keeping myself in pretty good shape. You know, I've been Nordic Tracking it every night.
Cheers Quotes
‘Sunday Dinner’ Quotes
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: Hey, Norm, look at this. I just got myself a brand-new video camera.
Norm: Ooh, nice one. Looks kind of expensive.
Cliff: Oh, yeah, it is, it is, but it- it'll pay for itself in no time at all.
Norm: Yeah?
Cliff: Yeah. Yeah, I plan to stage some footage for those programs, you know, like America's Funniest Home Videos, Rescue 911, Nightline, stuff like that.
Norm: Cliff, I don't think Nightline is staged.
Cliff: You are so naive.
Quote from Norm
Cliff: Speaking of which, uh, I could use an assistant for my video endeavors. Uh, what do you say? I could start you off at 20, uh, 15 bucks.
Norm: I could use the money. I've got to get Vera a Christmas present.
Cliff: Uh, Christmas was a couple of weeks ago.
Norm: Oh, my.
Quote from Woody
[on answering machine:]
Woody: Hi, this is Cheers. Well, it isn't actually Cheers, it's Woody Boyd. Cheers is actually the bar, and as such, it couldn't be expected to talk.
Sam: Woody, start again.
Woody: Why? I'm doing fine. Anyway, uh, there's no one here to take your call right now. Well, actually, if you called right now, we could take your call, but if you call when you're...
Sam: Woody, would you cut it out? It's sounding stupid.
Woody: I am not. W-W-Why do you always treat me like I don't know what I'm doing?
Sam: It sounds stupid, Woody.
Woody: It does not. [machine beeps]
Woody: Hi, Sam, this is Woody. Uh, I guess you were right. It does sound stupid. I'll change it tomorrow.