Woody Quote #813
Quote from Woody in Daddy's Little Middle-Aged Girl
Woody: [answers the phone] Cheers. Hi, honey. Oh, now, let's not go through this again. I thought we already had it decided. We're gonna stay in my apartment. Well, how do you know you don't like it? You haven't seen it yet. Trust me, Kelly, you're gonna come to love Chinatown. Now... Now, don't forget, our place is the one right next to the shop with the beheaded ducks draining in the window. Well, I love you, too. Bye-bye. [smacks lips]
Cheers Quotes
‘Daddy's Little Middle-Aged Girl’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Norm: Anybody else curious about Hanover?
Frasier: Come on, Norm, I'm sure it's just a a normal, rural, small, little farm town. I'm sure Woody's stories are all greatly exaggerated.
Norm: Want to go there?
Frasier: What, end up as a human sacrifice to the corn god? Thank you, no.
Quote from Woody
Sam: You think Kelly's gonna be happy in that little place of yours?
Woody: Well, what does it matter? I'm the husband. I call the shots.
Frasier: Isn't that rather sexist, Woody?
Woody: Well you've got to understand. That's how I was brought up. Back in Hanover, the man is the king of the castle. When he gives an order, all his wives have to listen.
Frasier: Wives, Woody?
Woody: Wife. I said wife, singular. [laughs] I mean, the thought that a man could have more than one wife, that's preposterous. I mean, I not to mention illegal. I know that. So do all the citizens of Hanover.
Quote from Cliff
Carla: Hey, guys. Guys, guess what grown-up bar manager is still getting an allowance from her Navy dad.
Woody: Who?
Sam: An allowance, huh? That explains how she can afford a fancy car and that apartment of hers.
Cliff: Boy, imagine somebody getting an allowance at her age, huh? [scoffs] My ma cut me off when I was 30. No ifs, ands or buts, and it hurt, I tell you. Hurt like hell. Oh, but it had a happy ending.
Norm: Made you more self-reliant, Cliffie?
Cliff: Nah, nah, a couple years later, her pension fund went bankrupt. She had to come crawling to me for some dough. Yeah, I just gave her the old horse laugh. What goes around, huh, boys?